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Electrical Engineer✊

[TweetElite 🇨🇦. @Unruly737]

Glad to have offered Décoration services at the wedding between Fridah and Robin at St Barnabas Matasia ,
Reception -Suki Garden Kiserian.
Congratulations Fridah and Robin.
You can make your bookings and reservations via 0717555214 .

#beautufyingthemoment

[TweetElite 🇨🇦. @Unruly737]

We offer decoration services in all type of events .

For samples 👇
Twitter ; @MeticulousKE
Facebook : https://t.co/LDCzZVHTl8…
Call or watsapp : 0758083100/017555214 .

✅ We also hire tents , tables and chairs.

Reach out to book your upcoming events with us .

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Sahii 8 to 5 babe anauliza her office husband kesho anafeel kula nini for lunch ndo apike Leo jioni alete Ikiwa packed. Mzee Kwa nyumba Hata huwa haulizwi atakula nini, ni kupikiwa mukimo na njahe kama mfungwa.

[Newton @Biggnewton]

Ronaldo World Cup Messi World Cup
Hattrick vs Spain Hattrick vs Algeria

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Mimi naisha bana

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

3 at the back again😭

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Come to think about it, women have always been problematic ni baba zetu walikuwa wakali. Ungeona mzae ameeka bibi yake kofi tatu moto anarudi laini anaenda jikoni kumpikia.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Cucurella right now, after realising he won't be playing Monday night football😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Bwana Catherine ashatuwekea June dump💅💅

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanawake huwa hawaamini their IQ means nothing kwa mambo ya kimwili.

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞🇵🇹🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Maxiishim_]

United fans mhennn 😭😭😂😂

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

Ronaldo in USA . Charlie Kirk in USA

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[Quack Doctor, QD. @Mainah_Joseh]

Mimi ni Simba dia. Jambo.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Women are something else 😂

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Umeanza na nzi

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Haha aje sasa na Thika,Juja,Kimbo,K road,Ruiru ziko??