giant lemon

stocks and real estate bitch Huge $TSLA bull!!!

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Ricky @rickygervais should be the next CEO of twitter #twitter

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Magsafe phone covers are gay

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Check out this song! https://t.co/gQCe9QcPpF

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Check out this song! https://t.co/ybgvqb47ve

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Is it pride month or men's mental health month?

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She wants to get fucked for 45mins to an hour but gets tired and frustrated 5 mins into a blowjob

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Pakistani girls, what’s the point of sending your picture with one time view? It has so many filters that person doesn’t look anything like you anyways

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This bastard only stole $200k but I've probably heard tales/articles/news stories about him over 200k times

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Where's saltbae? #saltbae #nusret

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You drop her off at 1am excited that you will get some sleep tonight but then she doesn't stop sending reels and texting till 5am

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After this P.diddy situation I will be taking @50cent more seriously

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Awesome that @jonstewart is back on the daily show, now let's kick @jimmyfallon out of the tonight show and get @jayleno back too!

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End of the year, the time where you ignore calls from all your bank managers and random numbers cause you know it's still your bank manager 😊

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We are men! We are not supposed to be pretty.

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Even thou he kept stating he hated doing the James Bond movies Daniel Craig ended up doing 5 movies more than Pierce Brosnan and only short of 2 from Sean Connery

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Waiting to hear stories from @jadapsmith about her friendship and relationship with @MatthewPerry #jada #matthewperry

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Fu*k you & Fu*k your northern area videos

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What would happen if the Taliban chief won the U.S lottery Visa? 🤔

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Pakistani girls have to stop trying to shove the word "literally" in every goddamn sentence

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Relationships are great.

But know this,

As a man every serious struggle you face in life, you will face alone.

When the assailant pulls a knife and aims to kill you.

Your woman cannot help you.

You will help her solve her biggest battles.

She will send you love as you head off to face your own.

Women are a luxury. Self-ability is a necessity.

I fully depend on my woman for nothing.

When I was in jail, I did not expect her to pay the bills.

I do not expect her to run the empire.

The things she does for me are things I could easily do for myself.

When men say their wife is their number one ally, this is a man with minor struggles.

When the mafia is threatening to shoot my mother in the head.

When I’m in the ring with broken bones.

When I was stabbed.

I cannot call my girlfriend and ask for “help”.

You need BROTHERS for war.

Ask a woman directly.

Do you want to help me with my problems?

Look in her eyes.

Look how she instantly is less attracted to you.

“Um. What problems?”

Fix your own and fix hers. She doesn’t belong in life or death battle.

That is a man's world.

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Wonder why Android users make fun of all new iPhone's, why don't you work on that ridiculously stupid and complicated operating system oh look Samsung just dropped a new phone model