Your fav gambler takes gambling advice from some ugly bitch named #Olivagina TNF #Picks here:
Barner ladder to 50
Holani ladder to 25
Under 40.5
Halftime tie
1st TD Franklin or Barner
#letsgroovetonight#cocksandrocks
I mean, I was willing to lose the under to get Bijan’s stats in OT, needed just 12 yards, but Tua stepped in to make sure the falcons won’t go anywhere. What a fucking #bum
1-5, but we bounce for MNF. #spykids
Alright alright alright. Everyone ready to go Interstellar tonight? What do you say, maybe a pick off between @Gambledaddy1 and the Unsinkable Ship? 🛳️ #panera#picks#mirage
TITANIC NIGHT FOOTBALL
Crickets from that celery stick @Gambledaddy1 so come on over for the picks. I thought tonight we’d reach for that spice and go #enfuego
Parlay
Steelers ML
Judkins ATTD
Warren O2.5 rec
+600
Let’s get that #froyo
“n0T sTaNdInG BeHiNd yOuR PiCkS” dumbass don’t know shit. Oh, what’s that, @RapSheet just reported that @Gambledaddy1 likes his coffee with one sugar and a shot of piss? Clown. #enchiladas
SNF
Rams heading to Mile High. People forget it’s hard to win in altitude.
Den ML
Staff 2+ TD pass
Waddle O60.5 rec
Ferguson O50.5 rec
K Williams O12.5 rec
K Williams O12.5 att
Nix O21.5 comp
Long shot Tug that I like is Harvey +360
Hop on the Unsinkable Ship and let’s ride
SNF
Rams heading to Mile High. People forget it’s hard to win in altitude.
Den ML
Staff 2+ TD pass
Waddle O60.5 rec
Ferguson O50.5 rec
K Williams O12.5 rec
K Williams O12.5 att
Nix O21.5 comp
Long shot Tug that I like is Harvey +360
Hop on the Unsinkable Ship and let’s ride
@Gambledaddy1 Bruh you’ve been trapped in there for 9 fuckin months soon ain’t quick enough. Sorry ass gon give one damn pick like “love this guy” and it’s gonna be Gibbs TD -300 #GambleAss
TNF Recap. Holy Fook, Packers have that blind kid at oline. And Bijan is the man.
GB -4.5 ❌
Golden ATTD ✅
Golden O4.5 rec ✅
Watson long O26.5 ✅
Bijan O40.5 rec yd ❌
Penix U31.5 att ✅
K Johnson O37.5 rush ❌
O3.5 FGs ❌
4-4, positive money from the ATTD, we roll
TNF
Battle of 2 teams trying to prove they aren’t as bad as they think they are. It’s like @Gambledaddy1 trying to tell his date he ain’t as soft as he looks.
GB -4.5
Golden ATTD
Golden O4.5 rec
Watson long O26.5
Bijan O40.5 rec yd
Penix U31.5 att
K Johnson O37.5 rush
O3.5 FGs
You know what? I’m man enough to know when a bad week is a bad week. It was the first week on here and I shot the moon. It happens. Atleast I’m not a fair weather pussy like @Gambledaddy1 who only gives the people picks when he feels like it #prayformadonna
Last token. Dont leave rope lyin around because these last picks may make you want to strangle someone after you win. Thats right, we’re going BTK
Bijan O43.5 rec
Tet O59.5 rec
Kyle (Pitts) O31.5 rec
These boys are straight up stone cold killas, so take advantage #boyscout
Next up. Last time in Denver, I ate at a great Mexican spot, but let me tell you, spicy shit runs right thru me. So in a multi hour car ride, you can’t trust a fart. That’s why I’ve got:
Tuten ATTD
Waddle ATTD
Bring a change of underwear, maybe use @Gambledaddy1’s tweets as TP