Throw me back a thousand years I just know I would’ve been some mystical philosopher writing scriptures in some trick ass tower writing some shit like ‘He stroke me so gayly my shit stand straight’ before getting skinned and quartered for being too real.
Honestly handjobs from guys gotta be put above handjobs from women. LETS BE REAL this is not controversial. Every guy I know got YEARS of daily practice, and you're gonna tell me a woman with scattered experience is gonna out do my flatmate in the room over? Aint no way.
The gayest conspiracy theory of all time bar none is simulation theory. Oh nothing is real or matters and we’re all digital beings in a computer? Grow up.