ITS 5 IN THE MORNING AND UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IS PLAYING LOUD MUSIC. MY DUDE. DO NOT. I’m already having such a bad night. Please, my guy. Shut your bass off.
We have a new upstairs neighbor. And we can hear him snore in our living room (we think he’s sleeping on the floor, but that’s a whole other story). And this dude goes to bed before 9 and it’s now 10:45 in the morning and he’s still sleeping. I wanna know how he does it.
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I tried making hot coffee. Tasted watered down. Tried making iced coffee. Tasted kind of burnt somehow. I just want COFFEE PLEASE 😭 IM RUNNING ON FUMES ALREADY AND ITS ONLY 8 AM
I just realized my last tweet was December 9th. So here’s a rundown of the last month :
• Yes, I’m still alive
• No, nothing of interest has happened
• You’ve caught up
@MiahWoods YES!! We have to watch everything with subtitles so I was cracking up that everyone else was K.E.V.I.N when they said it and Jen’s was just Kevin 😂 So I was so ready for it