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just your chance to get in the great mind of Tim Mcclellan

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"333? That's scary!"
"Uhh you mean 666?"
"Damn it"

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“iPhone screens are made of glass?”

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Then asked me if "tbh" was the acronym for "thinkin' bout you"

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Tell Tim tbh means "to be honest" for the 6th time probably. I tell him, two minutes later said he forgot what it means.

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My favorite way to sleep

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M-I want to fish the Missouri river so bad
Tim-you think there are fish in there?
M-yeah?
T-really? I thought it was a man made river
M-wow

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Talking about a kid whose dad owns a law firm, and Tim asks "why is he going to school to be a lawyer? Can't he just go be one at his dads?

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"did you know 99.5% of all DNA is identical in all humans... (looks at ashley) Does that mean I'm related to you?

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"washin my hair, cause I don't care. Nothin real cool just actin a fool" - hair washing song

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"anyone know what hitler originally wanted to be when he grew up?" Tim: a fireman...

[Tim McClellan @TimmyMac29]

I completely forgot about an algebra test i was supposed to do over break. handed them back today & i didnt get one back. #idkhowididthat

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“@TSnus29: Hey babe. Im finally done.” good babe

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"do we get to keep the truck?"

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Tim snorts line of pepper
Tim: I thought pepper would make me sneeze
2 minutes later, Tim sneezes repeatedly
Tim: oh god, im sneezing blood

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"every state has its own kind of cheese... It's called American cheese"

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S:how long do you think you'd last running from the cops?
Tim: forever
S:how?
Tim: I'd just hide in crevices
S:.......

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Passing toll booth, sign says cash only
Tim-"wait, does cash only mean you can use coins?"

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Score is 76-68
Tim: k-state is winning by 8.. I mean 12...
M and s: Hahahahah
Tim: I mean 8...

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I like to stare at people, especially when they are sleeping.

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"make random fart noises"