Untie Me

He knows it’s a trap. Untie him anyway.
CA: euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

🚨 THE ROPES ARE LOCKED 🚨

The official $UNTIE contract is live:

CA: euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

Verify it. Save it. Ignore every fake Ody begging in your DMs.

Ody: UNTIE ME.
The Crew: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Ody makes a promise.
The sea goes quiet.
The Crew relaxes.
A green light appears.
Ody leans forward:
“Okay, hear me out…”
The Crew reaches for the rope.

And the voyage begins again.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨

Ody was caught staring at a glowing notification for 0.7 seconds.

He claims:

“I was only checking the time.”

There was no clock.

Another knot has been added.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Today’s forecast:

10% chance of calm seas
40% chance of green candles
100% chance Ody calls the obvious trap “an opportunity”
Rope conditions remain secure.
For now.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

NOW HIRING:

Role: Ody Supervisor
Hours: 24/7
Experience: Ignoring obvious lies
Main duty: Add rope whenever he says “trust me”
Salary: None
Stress: Maximum
Community: Unmatched
Apply below with:
TIE HIM TIGHTER.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

The Crew is asleep.

The sea is calm.

The ropes are holding.

A tiny green light appears in the distance.

Ody opens one eye.

“UNTIE MEEEEEE.”

Tomorrow, we tie him tighter.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

🚨 SIREN ALERT 🚨

A mysterious green light has appeared on the horizon.

Ody claims it is:

“Probably nothing.”

Rope Security has been raised to maximum.

All Crew members report to the mast.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Ody does not need a roadmap.

He needs supervision.

He does not need another opportunity.

He needs another knot.

He does not need to cook.

He needs to stay tied to the mast.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

CREW CHECK 🪢

Reply with:

TIE HIM TIGHTER

Like every Crew reply.
Follow every Crew member.
Send Ody’s screams across the timeline.
Nobody unties him alone.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

🚨 OFFICIAL CREW NOTICE 🚨

There is only one solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump.

CA: euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

Verify the contract.
Ignore fake links.
Ignore fake accounts.
Ignore Ody asking for the ropes to be removed.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Ody: “I know it looks like a trap.”

The Crew: “Because it is.”

Ody: “But what if it works?”

The Crew:

TIE. HIM. TIGHTER.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Yesterday, solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump reached in top #10 trending on Dexscreener.

Dex is paid.
The Sirens are watching.
Ody is getting louder.
Visit Dexscreener and leave a 🚀 and 🔥 for the Crew.

Push the mast higher.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

What is your personal Siren? 👇

A. The ex texting
B. Green candles
C. Late-night shopping
D. “Just one more episode”
E. A new idea at 3AM
Ody picked all of the above.
Do not untie him.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Everyone is disciplined until the Sirens start singing.

Some hear green candles.
Some hear their ex.
Some hear “one last trade.”
Ody hears all three at once.
That is why the Crew exists.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

GM Crew. ☀️

Ody survived the night.

Unfortunately, so did his confidence.

He says today will be different.

The ropes say otherwise.

TIE HIM TIGHTER.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Complete the sentence:

Never untie Ody when ________.

Best answers become official Crew Rules.

Ody is currently asking whether exceptions can be made.

They cannot.

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[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

$UNTIE is now #14 trending on Dexscreener and Dex is officially paid.

Ody saw the chart and started screaming:

“UNTIE MEEEEEE!”

The Crew responded correctly:

TIE HIM TIGHTER. 🪢🟢

Drop a 🚀 and 🔥 on Dexscreener. Let’s push the mast higher.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Timeline: posts the most obvious trap ever created

Ody: “Wait… let me look.”

The Crew: “No.”

Ody: “Just one click.”

The Crew: “No.”

Ody: “UNTIE MEEEEEE.”

The Crew:

TIE. HIM. TIGHTER.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump is not a community.

It is a 24/7 emergency response team dedicated to stopping one sailor from making another terrible decision.

No roadmap.

Just rope.

No promises.

Just Ody screaming from the mast.

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

🚨 CREW STATUS REPORT 🚨

Ody has said:

“Trust me.”
“One last time.”
“I have a plan.”
“This one is different.”
Rope Security has been upgraded from tight to biblically tight.
Reply with:
TIE HIM TIGHTER.

solana:euXT5wMLfGs1zu2zfgeTUSXhjZNuMMiUZLsLsDKpump

[Untie Me @UntieSOL]

Everyone has a Siren.

For some, it’s the ex.
For others, it’s the green candle.
For Ody, it’s literally anything glowing after midnight.
He knows it’s a trap.
Untie him anyway.

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