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The 140 characters no one wants to read, but everybody loves a smart ass

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Hi. I was harassed in Parliament. Just wanted to get on the bandwagon

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Pretty sure the ACT’s Emergency Controller can direct @Summernats not to run the burnout competition. Just sayin’

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The ACT’s Chief Minister is still on leave......just sayin’

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Among stories of tragedy in the bushfires are ones of lack of situational awareness, lack of common sense, overblown self-importance and lack of resilience. Much reportage of ‘feelings’ of ones who’ve done nothing more than a long drive home, from places they shouldn’t have been.

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So Canberra’s Saturday is looking to be 42 degrees, covered in smoke and a total fire ban, but @Summernats will still hold a burnout competition?

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Thank Jeebus the ABC can get fire commentary from La Trioli. Is she the first woman to do it....or maybe the 2nd?

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Imagine what a difference Jacinda Ardern would make in Australia right now? Wait a sec.....she’s on.....holidays?

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The average male sports car owner is 5'5"

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If Corey Bernardi wants a genuinely appropriate name for his party https://t.co/mxYcSowAU6 is available

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New England Patriots, world champions! (Disclaimer: apparently America is the 'world')

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Don't deny it, if Mundine wasn't Aboriginal he wouldn't attract half the invective he does. Just under the surface is latent bogan racism

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It's an honour to live in a country blessed with so many boxing experts

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When one accuses people of 'labelling'........by labelling #irony

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If only Australia could show the same enthusiasm towards local politics as they do to that of the USA. But that takes more than typing

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Heartening to see Pete Evans, celebrity chef, get a seat at the tennis. The mentally disabled have a right to good seats as well #paleo

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Today's humour brought to you by NSW Labor, who accused the Libs of...wait for it..selecting their Ministry based on factional allegiance

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Now the hand wringers and SJWs can go back to the other 364 days they don't give a rat's ass about #Australia day

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If the temperature is 23, but 'feels like' 22, is the temperature not 22?