Danielle Thomson

Love a good laugh and a great coffee

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@Askgerbil @markbouris It's possible that your tenants might prefer to be home owners themselves - everyone can enjoy a freakin' holiday. Just sayin'

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

#FreePalestine

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@NoSheep5928 @netz_melb @AlboMP I think you just proved your own point. 🤣 #loser

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@SenatorCash The housing crisis is not new....where were you and the Liberal cronies? Howard abandoned way back when he had the chance. Dutton - just no!

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@antfarmer It's a disgrace. Everyone I know who listens to Sarah's morning show is devastated. What were they thinking?

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

I'm moving too.
#Bluesky

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

Do it, America.

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

This big fucking sook from Kyle Sandilands published yesterday is nothing more than a huge dig at we witches.

And we’re LOVING it, as it’s proof we’re getting so far under his skin he can’t sit still.

How do we know it’s about us?

Partly because he’s called us “pearl clutchers” a number of times before, an epithet he reserves only for women. He believes, we’ve been told, he can’t and won’t be beaten by a group of mere females, and the fact we’re destroying both his ratings and income has him incandescent with fury. He also believes (from where, we don’t know) we’re based in Melbourne when we are, as any cursory investigation would’ve told him, a national and even international group comprised of many men sick of his bullshit as well as women.

Partly because (as we said last week) the station’s owners are losing SO MUCH MONEY now because of our advertiser boycott that they’re forcing him to clean up the content, and he’s now railing against doing so in print. We’ve had a number of messages this week about the stress behind the scenes at KiiSFM’s owners ARN, including people working there who are on leave solely because of the internal mud-slinging.

And partly because he’s deliberately using both Murdoch’s publications (since Murdoch part-owns ARN) and his arse-licking mates at the Daily Mail to send us this message, which he wants to come across as if we’re desperate wowsers who can’t take a joke. Because women not being able to take a joke is, of course, the last refuge of men like him whose committed misogyny makes them endlessly bitter towards women who call out their sexism and hate.

AND WE COULD NOT BE LAUGHING HARDER.

Because contrary to what Kyle thinks, Melbourne won’t take kindly to be spoken of in this way. Nor will his myriad of Melbourne-based advertisers. Alan Jones tried on that noise just a couple of months before he was sacked, and it only made his ignominious end come faster.

Kyle thinks people he chastises will bend to his will, but he has NFI that his sad bleatings only make us re-commit to his departure. He’s like a toddler denied the last piece of candy, and just as fucking effective.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Go fuck yourself, Kyle. Your advertisers are running away faster than we can record and post on them, and the $100 million dollar salary you expected to earn over the next ten years by hating women and minorities is also fast disappearing from your grasp.

Get the fucking memo, mate: WE WILL NOT STOP. As our transcript published on Thursday shows, Kyle’s depraved sexual and punch-down hate hasn’t stopped no matter what his bosses say, so we won’t stop either.

Instead of demeaning we witches, ARN could be TALKING TO US about what we want in order to stop this campaign. But they won’t, because talking to women about our justified concerns is beneath the lot of them.

No matter. We don’t mind either way. They can fix the show permanently or fuck the fuck off. Ball’s in their court.

The campaign not only keeps going, but the free promotion from this piece will cause many more witches to now double-down and contact even MORE advertisers.

So let’s fucking go.

#ToYourBrooms
#VileKyle

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@xskinn Just here to share solidarity re shingles- I've had it twice in the past 2 years. I still take meds for neuropathy from the first bout. Oh and I share your birthday! 51 today. Happy Birthday to us. 🥳🎉

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@TooheyMatthew Looks like we've moved on from Scomo. 🤷‍♀️

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

And again, witches, we bring you a transcript of the Kyle and Jackie O show from last week. We know many witches can’t stomach these transcripts but we do ask them to read them and share them, if you can. Because how else will you know how bad they are? How else will people be encouraged to contact the advertisers who are #FundingFilth, if nobody knows what it is?

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Kyle and Jackie O Show, KiiSFM, Wednesday September 4, 2024. All quotes are Kyle unless otherwise stated. Information in brackets is where needed for context. Not all quotes verbatim but close.

6am Segment.
“She’s been arseholed out of her chair for Fung, the diversity hire” (Kyle about one of the censors, a woman of Asian background)
“They’re very worried about the filth in Melbourne, Jackie!” (Kyle about complaints about their content)
“We couldn’t possibly need THREE censors!” (Jackie)

“I don’t mind being fingered up the arse” (KiiSFM employee Peter)
“You prefer to be a top, but you’ll do bottom?” (Kyle to Peter)
“Yeah, Jackie likes that too but she doesn’t yell it from the rooftops” (Kyle about some sexual technique)
“That’s like glory hole stuff, some dirty old grandma’s in there, toothless thing” (Kyle about sex clubs, said with disgust)
“You’re not desirable enough for group gay sex?” (Kyle to Peter)

“Someone dropped a borry in the shower in a gym … we’ve all done a shit in the bath at a party” (Kyle about a media story on someone pooing in a shower at a gym)
“We’ve zoomed in on the poo to identify it, it’s smeared and in the left-hand corner so logically the person pooing is left-handed” (KiisFM employee Bruno)
“Can you identify the race of the person?” (Kyle) … “I zoomed in, looked at colour and consistency, can tell the diet, the person eats a lot of potatoes and rice, I don’t wanna sound racist but it’s an Indian left-handed male” (Bruno)
“To change your poo’s colour you have to eat more than one meal” (maybe Bruno, who now simulates being in the shower and doing the poo then squishing the poo live on air)
“If you’re going to all that effort to shit in the shower, you’ll do it right” (followed by a discussion about how to “wash your crack”)

6.15am Segment: Exclusive Gronk News by KiiSFM employee Alfie
1.Some news about company Gusman e Gomez … “I always assumed they were a gay couple” (Kyle, followed by Kyle doing gross Mexican voices) … “You don’t cut a cancerous mole out only to put it back” (Kyle about KiiSFM employee Pedro)
2.Story about how the ABC held a meeting about Kyle and Jackie O’s program, something to do with “what they can learn from them” … something about Media Watch, David Marr the old host, “don’t even know the new flop” (Kyle about Paul Barry) … “Should I start asking every scientist their favourite sex position?” (Alfie) … “This new manager must know his stuff” (Kyle about Kim Williams, reckons he’s far better than his replacement) … “They’ll have Leigh Sales on there wearing nothing but a pearl necklace” (Kyle about his idea of jazzing up the ABC) … “They’ve got the lowest ratings of everyone, should shake it up a bit, get a refresh” (Kyle about the ABC) … (criticism now of ABC Classic, mocking the presenter) … “The salary difference is quite big as well!” (Kyle about ABC salaries, he never fails to mention his huge remuneration) … “How many we got and why are we paying for it all?” Kyle on how he believes the ABC is useless so why do his taxes pay for it) … “There are no interstate truckies listening to this shit!” (Kyle about ABC Classic radio) … “I’m on the nod here” (Kyle on classical music playing in the studio)

#VileKyle

[Danielle Thomson @UpAndDan]

@JJKALE2 Terrible news ahead of Child Protection Week 1-7 Sept.

[Lucie Morris-Marr @luciemorrismarr]

#thread After reading the tributes and statements about Black Caviar I’d like to speak some plain truths. I was invited to go to the secret location of the stud in the Hunter Valley where she was sent after she retired.This was in 2016 and I knew little about horse breeding..

[MattGolding Cartoons @GoldingCartoons]

Today’s Dutton risk @theage

[Timmy Crowe @timmy400h]

If you have a few moments to listen to this interview as a parent with your child.
Possible one of the best post race interviews I have ever watched #PlayOn

[Dr Monique Ryan MP @Mon4Kooyong]

An Arts degree now costs $50,000.

A house deposit takes over a decade to save for.

A block of cheese costs $10.

The average person has a HECS debt until they're in their 40s.

We're in a baby recession because young people can't afford to have children.

We've got to give young people hope for the future again.

The government should finish fixing the HECS system so people can do a degree without being left with decades of debt.

The government should be doing far more to address the housing affordability crisis and give those most at risk of homelessness much greater support.

And the government should make basic living expenses, like childcare and visits to the doctor, more affordable.

We're at real risk of becoming the first generation to leave the world worse off than we found it. I don't want that to be my generation's legacy. We've got to do much more to give the next generation a good future.

[MattGolding Cartoons @GoldingCartoons]

Orange screens of death @theage