make up a blaseball player

i make up blaseball players
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i also am occasionally funny on @MakerIris

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a blaseball player

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credit to @Some1omewhr

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blaseball player whose uniform is stuffed full of tissues (they suffer from fall allergies)

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credit to @PinataPsychic

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blaseball player who sucks but acts like every at-bat is a part of a master plan

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blaseball player who is british and doesnt understand the pun

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blaseball player who does as many front flips as they can while falling out of the black hole before sticking the landing with their face

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@PinataPsychic no please youre like half my content

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credit to @PinataPsychic

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blaseball player who is a shepard and has a flock of 100+ sheep running the bases with them

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blaseball player who everyone pretends exists. the fans cheer when they hit a home run. the umpire calls them out when the third baseman presses their foot to the plate. the team has even created merch in their name. however, each and every one of them knows they're telling a lie

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(YEARLY NOT-BLASEBALL TWEET)

blaseball player who checks out my partner's custom messenger bag kickstarter because they're really cool. they made one for me and it's super handy, spacious, and cute.
https://t.co/aH7mU0KCuh

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blaseball player who sometimes pretends to be looking at an invisible camera to make people think they have the ability to break the 4th wall

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blaseball player who just wanted some french onion soup but through a series of comically unlikely and unfortunate events has somehow ended up here

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credit to @PinataPsychic

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blaseball player who keeps referring to the latest incineration as “the umpteenth time”

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blaseball player who just beaned the queen of england

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credit to @PinataPsychic

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blaseball player who says "He's right behind me, isn't he?" before he gets incinerated

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credit to @PinataPsychic for... this...

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blaseball player that's like a catboy but for giraffes