Jay Roberts

Just trying to be here.

[Jay Roberts @UpEndDown]

I’ve lost another follower!!! I’ve lost another follower!!!

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of my millions of non-followers for not following me. It’s truly an honor. I sincerely hope I can live down to the standards of tweets you trust in me not to provide you.

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@alisha__singh Is the one on the left ai?

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@theveilfool Was Green Lantern is a Snyder movie? What am I forgetting?

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@JDCOM537 @us_connie and to go with it: the plastic bottle on the curb.

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@Revolt_Man_ Some of those Nows are looking pretty good.

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@JoelWBerry This isn't exactly conservative, but it would make a great movie or show. It's quite a romp through American history.

https://t.co/yEXsaei9pv

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@ojessie__ Something I don't understand:

Aren't the servers doing the same amount of work whether I'm getting a $12 salad or a $50 steak? Why do they deserve more or less based on the prices on the menu?

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@libsoftiktok A list of 34? Wilson is disturbingly high.

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@adamcarolla In reality, Benjamin Franklin was president of the Pennsylvania Abolition Society. But in this movie he was "the grand wizard".

That's pretty disgusting.

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@tomselliott @AOC I think I agree with your sentiment, but I don't understand your math.

The Senate was written into the Constitution in 1787, ratified in 1788. Then Jim Crow laws began at the end of Reconstruction in 1877.

Doesn't that make the Senate 100 years older?

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@LLBiggers Does the movie give a timeline for that flooding?

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@BuckSexton Nothing but Trouble or possibly The Island of Dr. Moreau

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@jpodhoretz @BuckSexton I’ve long been curious to see this. I’ve never found it.

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@TaraBull nameds?

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@KristySwansonXO @landofthe80s Really?!?! My first thought was Neve Campbell.

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@MattWalshBlog Cows as well as horses.

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@MZHemingway @ZaidJilani The tone of a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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@AlBuffalo2nite Midnight past or midnight future?

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@TaraBull She stole her speech from Johnny Two Feathers.

https://t.co/NpKYx0qFaD

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@TaraBull Sounds like we're all welcome to her house.

Or, if we're not, it sounds like she can't call the cops on us.

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@JesseKellyDC That's greek to me.