Sir Muncher of House Box

2/3 of a retard | box enthusiast | single digit handicap | 19% gay | boston sports sufferer

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5th year 🔜😈 #wheredafreshmenat

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@985TheSportsHub @ZoandBertrand @scottzolak @Tim_McKone @TMorgan985 @tylermilliken_ @_JakeSeymour I know you’re supposed to say retarded things so it gets comments like this, but this is really retarded

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Can’t wait for my future wife to go into labor one day so I can golf without her bitching about it #WednesdayThoughts

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Included the brown egg in my omelet #EndRacism #Togetherness

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Goddamn it, I have no touch tunes credits left to play Bang by AJR! #damnit #sexuallyfrusterated

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Outlasted a fellow intern at the urinal today, I know who’s getting a return offer and who isn’t! #Grit

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Would rather get my balls stapled to my thigh then get another 18 birdies notification at w**k

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Both flights this week my crotch was lit up through the security scanner. Damn right I’m carrying a weapon down there! #flattered #patdown #OsamaBoxMuchin

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This guy has some stamina! #icantpleasurewomen

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American Ben Shelton needed just 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 to finish his suspended match this morning 🫡

#4thOfJuly | #Wimbledon

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Just opened a furniture store!

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Something about this notification just made me super horny #box #munch #vag

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*wife walking down the aisle* “yahhhh that’ll play, we’re so back”

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The prophecy has come to fruition

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What’s a guy gotta do to get his hands on a Sean Kuraly Bruins jersey?

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Sean Kuraly is a bruin again. Life is very, very good. Stanley Cup back on!

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Mind if this gringo de fuego enjoy a little 1:00 pm Monday margarita? Oh, you do mind? Too fucking bad liberals, sorry if the ICE in it offends you #BorderPatrol

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Recently learned that I’m not too bad at make up. Looks like the blood line will end with me 💅 #jk #ilikewomen #straight

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#HomoForHagens

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Large ice coffee before the hour train ride might not have been the play here. 20 minutes down and I’m already turtling. #PrayForTheCommuterRail

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Decided to pick up a magazine at the barber shop. Few head nods from the old timers in here. Felt good to put the phone away and disconnect. Great edition of Golf Digest, got some good tips on fairway bunkers.