Borussia Teeth FC

Two Time Kendal SoccerSixes 6-a-side Champions🏆

#UpTheTeeth🟡⚫

'Tough times never last, only tough people last. 👅👅👅.'

[Borussia Teeth FC @UpTheTeethFc]

Man of the Match goes to the Reaper, who was much lighter on his feet this evening with a fine goalkeeping performance, like a prime Ali Al Habsi. #UpTheTeeth

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Full Time Result: Mega Muff 0-2 Borussia Teeth. After a sloppy opening to the match, with the opposition on top having the majority of the ball and the chances, the teeth came back out for the second half with something to prove, and we delivered.

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With much more fluid attacking and build up play, we eventually opened up their defence midway through the second half with a strike courtesy of Treehouse. Shortly after we doubled our lead when a low cross from Tree was deflected into the bottom corner. Job done.

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The teeth played a friendly fixture tonight as our planned opposition failed to turn up without notice. Clearly scared of the boys in yellow and black. Ended up an 8v9 game against friendly opposition, goals galore. The most unserious game of football ever played. #UpTheTeeth🟡⚫

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Man of the Match goes to the man with all the goals, and potentially a broken rib (or several), Ted. #UpTheTeeth 🟡⚫

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Full Time Result: Barny Army 1-2 Borussia Teeth. Form is temporary, class is permanent. Our first game back after more than a year out grants us a solid comeback victory against a well-oiled and impressive Barny Army side.

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After going down early doors to a well-placed header, the teeth came out fighting. A thunderous effort from range via the right peg of our Ted brought us back into the game and in the closing minutes he only did it again but this time via his spritely left peg.

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Borussia Teeth FC are proud to announce we have a new home shirt for the upcoming return to 6-a-side football this Sunday. The new strip is proudly modelled by our Captain and Manager, Josef (featuring our new mascot, Rodney). #UpTheTeeth 🟡⚫

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[Ibis FC @IbisFC_]

A rare opening day victory for Ibis as we manage to see off a stubborn Kendal Utd Res on the Jubilee - we were profligate in front of goal but credit to the visitors who pressed relentlessly & made things difficult right until the final whistle.

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Our MOTM this evening went to Joseph Dodds, very solid performance at left back giving nothing away defensively - well played @JDodds98!

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[Borussia Teeth FC @UpTheTeethFc]

Full Time Result: Borussia Teeth 6-4 FC UK Boys. We won again. Was a good game actually. Shame they're not all like that. Treehouse, Raoul and Venables bagged. I think. Probably. They were decent. But we were better. Be out the league soon anyway. Few more games left. #UpTheTeeth

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Full Time Result: Borussia Teeth 2-0 Wezzland. Can't be bothered. Won again. The team we played are brain dead troglodytes. No one cares anymore. We gain nothing. No idea who scored. Think it was Raoul and Treehouse. I tested my new boots. They're OK. Just FYI. #UpTheTeeth

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Full Time Result: FC UK Boys 2-5 Borussia Teeth. A shaky start for the boys in yellow saw us 2-0 down wirh 2 tidy finishes but we found our second wind in the end with goals from Treehouse, Ted and the Monster. Both teams couldn't be bothered tho as the league is ran so poorly.

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the game in the last minute. We're trying to leave this s*ite anyway we keep playing the same teams and keep winning and keep overpaying because the guy who runs the league fingers geese and keeps lying the gimp. #UpTheTeeth

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Full Time Result: Borussia Teeth 2-1 AC Marmalade. A frustrating fixture for the teeth as we saw our opposition take a very early lead and defend really well all game with some great stops from their gk. Despite that, Treehouse found a way to break their back line twice and win

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the Monster. Might be our last game in the league. Getting a bit unfulfilling and the sense of enjoyment is diminishing. #UpTheTeeth

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Full Time Result: Wezzland 0-2 Borussia Teeth. A game of a lot of chances with few taken sees the men in yellow maintain their 100% start to the season. The game was well-nullified by the opposition and their reckless challenges disrupting a lot of our play. Goals from Raoul and