Konrad Laimer

she/her | 🇨🇦 Québec | dyspraxic | 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇹🇼 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇽🇰 🇾🇪 🇭🇰🏳️‍🌈 + Tibet, Uyghurs, Kurdistan | mia san mia | Eurovision | Arcane

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@Canada Please, send @faouzia to Eurovision 2027.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

list for later, ignore me

Alphonso Davies
Bara Sapoko Ndiaye
Dayot Upamecano
Ismael Saibari
Jamal Musiala
Jonathan Tah
Luis Diaz
Michael Olise
Nathaniel Brown
Serge Gnabry

Vincent Kompany obviously

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

bot Kompany or you also get a bald head

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@issa_nd01 Chaque bataille. Je crois que tu sais assez bien ça veut dire quoi, le mot chaque.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@britcedesbian No PSG player can win it, and he's objectively unbiased, although I disagree w many of his misogynistic and homophobic posts. This might be our lesson to learn bad person doesn't always equal bad take

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@virgomoonish No, they'll just delete your comment if you dare to do any criticism

[Cyn 🔸⏸️ @cynlioness]

"dick measuring contest" implies the winner is not the one with the biggest dick, but whoever measures most accurately

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@viertwo hired the Southampton guy

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@haijsjskejjsjam @sullenlia No physical exercise. When the doctor tells you "Doing sports is important" they don't mean chess

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

Le PQ a toujours été comme ça. Qui se rappelle des votes volées dans le référendum d'indépendance du Québec?

[Jacques Deshaies 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @desjac01]

Pspp qui recommence à blâmer les immigrants. Pauvre type

[lamara 🍪 olikatoo president @papaaapapaaapa]

Upamecano is so very cute I need to start doing cutemecano pr

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

Racism and sexism are never funny. If the genders were reversed, Zaunbrecher would've be accused of grooming. But we all know that Black men are aged up more than white men, and stereotyped as strong and aggressive.

[Ikhlas @acethastallion]

Fuck man Olise baby daddy allegations were so funny

[Jean-Pierre Vachon @jpvachon]

Voter PQ, c’est voter pour l’intolérance, le racisme, la xénophobie, les divisions sociales et politiques, les chicanes constantes.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@NoahPasternak It's a last name, just like how people used to be separated on physical traits, occupations, places, and so much more. Pooh might simply be some weird occupation her family had 400 years before.

[Lito @lito__719]

I don’t know how to explain it but if your number starts with 4-3-8 instead of 5-1-4 you not a real Montrealer

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@FCBinsideEN Huge competition. I go w Kim but I am biased

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

So fucking tired of this discussion... worst of all half the ppl agreeing w this post or posting shit like this don't realize they're being racist

[tifa ﾒ𝟶 @saintinblood]

cherki deadass looks like the oldest 22 year old guy ever

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

"hOw wAs iT DiSrEspEcTfUl" Well I have news for you, just because the language doesn't make sense to you do not mean you need to redefine the language. I'm not Black and even I know that is rude af. Colonizers stealing languages again is nothing new. https://t.co/yazJYWAucf

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@diorsfree @kan1ykre Bayern's motherfucking admin was the 1st to spread the fucking narrative, by the way. It's disgusting since Olise acts nothing like that, but they see a Black man and reduce him to 1 trait. I fucking called them out and they fucking deleted my comment.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

My TOP SHIPS. THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION.

1. Upakim
2. Neuller
3. Phonsiala
4. Pavlotel (Pavlovic x Mathys Tel)
5. Ramos x Red Card
6. Enzo Fernandez x Racism
7. Thomats
8. Bischovic
9. Kimmbry
10. Kanedier

[sarita kindness 🤍 @smokingatm]

26. Min-jae Kim x Dayot Upamecano — 9.739 votes