Mars Updates

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[Mars Updates @Updates2Mars]

What is this account for?

Earths devs thought they were better than ours because of all the players they have. well now that we have fixed most of our glitches we will start implementing updates that affect our play testers (Martians), and earths players.

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@DailyLoud well we are working on opening a burger franchise, and that would only cost 2 ☌

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@messedupfoods she completed the side quest-

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@InternetH0F British rap

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⚠️MAJOR MARS UPDATE⚠️

-Added floors 200-400 to martian backrooms

-ice physics have been fixed

-water is 2% wetter

-Color and shadow glitch have been patched.

-everyones rank has been reset. the top placers got 300 glazcobs each

-frog glitch is being patched

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@Not_Vibez_ @Earth_Updates another one?

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⚠️Mars Update⚠️
-Map update complete

-Downloading the new map will also include our magnetosphere.

-mars ducks are 3% cuter and 5% more common

-Mars geese are 40% more common and 15% less aggressive

-there is now a secret passage that leads to a large expanse of water

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⚠️Mars News⚠️

-map update is almost complete

-magnetosphere is 75% complete thanks to @khalsrobots

-welcome @player27real to mars through the main quest. we are working on an ocean.

-praying to bread will now give a 5% speed boost for an hour after prayer.

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⚠️Mars Update⚠️

-ducks are 4% cuter

-geese are 6% more aggressive

-the lava run course is now open for the next month.

-Lava run is 10% easier to complete

-bread is 7% blander

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⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️

-Duck team won the poll!

-People on the duck team will now receive ☌ 500 and a pet duck.

-Glazcobs are worth 10% more.

-items in the shop are 20% cheaper for the next 24 hrs, but the shop is 50% harder to find

-sleep is 5% easier

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@Venus_Updates @UranusUpdates @priya_gautam @shreyaghoshal @Moon_updatesrea Nice

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⚠️Mars Update⚠️

-Added Mars Cats

-The Magnetosphere is at 50% completion

-added randomly generated rock formations

-you can now buy bottled water in the hidden shop for ☌2

-there is a .001% chance to accidentally get thick water instead of regular water

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@TheRandomJax what if you plan on transferring servers?
-the better devs

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⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️
-Patched infinite bread glitch
-Added a way to duplicate bread. (just more work than the old glitch)
-Phantom spawn rates reduced by 50%
-The Rocket bread issue has been fixed and is now back on mars.
-Added Mars Geese
-The quest to get to mars is 5% easier

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⚠️MARS NEWS⚠️

-MARS NOW HAS 300 PLAYERS

-Map update in the works

-bread power balance in the works

-Geese and Ducks have been well received, you may now join a team.
Team Geese or Team Ducks. winner will get a special reward.

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⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️
Animal Update

-added mars variants of popular earth animals such as Cows, Pigs, Ducks and Cats

-You all voted for the final animal in this update “Phantoms”

Phantoms appear above your head when you haven’t slept for 72 hrs. they kill you if you don’t sleep soon

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… i suppose you’ve chosen…

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STOP VOTING FOR PHANTOMS!
-the better dev team

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We are going to be adding several animals in the next update. the choice that gets the most votes will be one of them!

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⚠️Mars News⚠️
BREAKING
-we are unsure where @Player347bis is, he seemed to have disappeared in @Earth_Updates last wave of updates.
if you find any clues as to where he is please send the information here https://t.co/u2EA86g7bq

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@crowismanybirb the WHAT?

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⚠️Mars Update⚠️
-The original martian language can now be learned through a class hidden in King’s Landing

-it is 10% easier to learn in the 3 hours after eating

-bread is 13% easier to toast

We now have 273 players!
but only 25 of them are from completing the side quests…