Camden Park Updates

No ugly people allowed in our park, sorry.
Parody.

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This park has everything: Mini-golf, Native American burial grounds, Mothman, white moms in crocs, and who's that running the Tilt-a-Whirl? Tupac in hiding

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@Lisa_Asillie I will continue to stay silly 🪿🪿🪿 Thx

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@jbbrashea @thegreatzaxby A nice thought, but unfortunately I'm still parodying a very real business & that argument wouldn't hold up in court if the real CP ever got mad at me for a tweet 😅

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Hey y'all.
The new person over Twitter, Elon Musk, is implementing new rules for parody accounts like this. It would force me to change the way I run this account, and even change my NAME. I am simply not willing to bow to him.
After today, this account will no longer be active.

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@drjfordo Thought about it, but hoping to come back one day if the rules ever allow! Better stay anon

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@thegreatzaxby Nothing like that mentioned here

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@grade1teacherwv This is a fabulous photo. Thank you 💜

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@Ethan_Wells9900 Nah, Elon doesn't have jurisdiction there. In fact, he's not even welcome after this

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Oh and even though it goes without saying, keep visiting world-famous CAMDEN PARK, without whom we would not have all come together.
Have a pronto pup for me. Love y'all ❤️🤡

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If you're sad, I know, I am too. Take it up with Elon.
Thanks for all the laughs & support over the years.
Before I go: Support live theatre, Call the old people in your life (they're lonely), & please vote for politicians who will take Appalachia forward, not backward. Peace✌️🤡

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@Starabelle40 Gonna miss you too 🥲

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@CollierSZLive Thank you. Maybe someday I can come back if circumstances are different

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@trif_i So glad to be of service. Thank you for all the support 👍🤡💯

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@coasterdavis Camdy is acceptable

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Somebody tricked the whole staff into seeing Terrifier 2. We thought it would be a funny clown like Fuzzy. Nope 😳

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@GrantTraylor You got that right 👍
Happy Halloween 🎃

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@madamemacguffin You will rock it 🤘🤘

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@JimmyTreacy LOVE IT

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ALL CAMDEN PARK GHOSTS-- Both fake and real!
SHOW US YOUR COSTUMES/PUMPKIN HOUSE PICS! 👀🎃

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@WVREDMEAT We've got those native ghosts watching over us. Protecting us 🙏🙌

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@bigblueollie 🫶