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Qiqi has died

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fans continually ask me about my opinions on leaks and potential new characters when the truth is I have no thoughts because I am severely mentally ill! please stop asking me things! thank you

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xiangling just said "you only need to land the killing blow to be credited with a take down" ma'am we are cooking mushu pork

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bubu pharmacist just said "god gives his naughtiest little soldiers the hardest tickles" sir please just give me my ivermectin

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venti hosted an open mic rap battle competition at the inn which unfortunately ended 3 minutes in when kaeya said that dilic "has less taste than an anti-masker with covid", forcing him to get inconsolably angry and swat the building.

dont forget to check your mail for primogems

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kleeth

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just found out couch #guy from tik tok was the level 3 kaeya on my bench. nobody is really surprised but he is now serving several life sentences in a maximum security federal prison for his crimes against society

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tabbed out of my game (genshin impact) for 12 weeks and was jump scared by this vile creature upon re-opening the client. the authorities have already been alerted. please keep me in your prayers during these trying times. thank you gamers.

-staff

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"donda or CLB?" bro where the fuck is the noctilucous jade

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one of the waypoints in my game turned into a hyper realistic render of the real life statue of liberty that screams whenever you try to teleport. every time I run around the statue the face follows me. my therapist said this session would be our last.

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gender reveal party in Sonoma California going brazy

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klee just stole my wife and kids I can't do this anymore

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the liyue Olympics are to be indefinitely suspended as authorities investigate an incident involving several anemo vision wielders using their god powers to "smoke big doinks in Amish" with the athletes. yanfei is out there crying and throwing up right now.

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there are several direct messages in my inbox asking if I could be someone's "sneaky link" while dressed up as eula minus her default footwear. I do not know what this means and will be reporting all users to the cyber crimes division of my local community college. thank you

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finally able to play genshin again. I am thankful to @VaselineBrand for their continued support in the lotion influencers partnership program, despite my forced absence from posting due to being lost inside of ningguang. here's to the being back! 😊😤 #ad #IBSawareness

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yoimiya: fucking flames

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Klee gaming

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I just know that eula is the throat goat; the glizzy warrior that will deliver us to salvation #lcs

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anyone wanna play apex legends lol

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the fuck is a teapot house?.

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people on here talking about selling Mona NFTs didn't even know fungible was a word until last week