.: Chuck Bass :.

Dapper, depraved, deviant, diabolical, dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking rich and better than you. People like me don't write books; we're the ones written about.

[𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑨. @BriskOfSocietal]

A 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂

group.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@madameofmercury ..and Chuck.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@madameofmercury I never said I was going to do anything.

I was a complete (sort-of) gentleman, didn’t cop a feel or anything.

Though I shamelessly ogled.

By the way, your perfume? Delicious on you.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@madameofmercury C’mere, sweetheart. [Patting my lap.]

Let me show you what you’ve been missing.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@madameofmercury

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@Brahmindorf Hey there, Gorgeous.

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

Monsters

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty [Reaching up to tug at your blanket until you’re looking over the edge of your bed down at me.]

Totally sober right now. Want to go hit Flannigan’s or would you prefer someplace seedy and out of the way?

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty [Hitting the plushly-carpeted floor with a dull thud, but rolling over with a chuckle anyway.]

Careful, Legs. Make much more noise, listeners are liable to think we’re up to no good.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty You know what they say—hate is just love when it’s angry.

Lucky for you, I like it rough.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty You’re only but an “I-have-a-secret-sister” slash “my daddy’s-not-my-real-daddy” away.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty [shrugging] I’m a collector of hearts of all ages, and all with varying degrees of daddy issues.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty Oink oink, baby.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty Well, I didn’t want to say my name provokes shock and awe and that tingly feeling down below, but I digress.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

@LacyRoyalty Heh. And I wasn’t even being offensive.

Guess my name inspires all kinds of good...and bad.

[.: Chuck Bass :. @UpperEastHeir]

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