Shaun Dalrymple

Father | Husband | Teacher | Upper School Dean

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Here’s a take: Socrates purportedly dismissed writing in favor of dialectic - a caution we all ignored…for the most part. Maybe ChatGPT will finally show us the wisdom of his concerns. Do you want to know if I’m human or bot? There’s a solution to that.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

@potsowofficial Good

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

@potsowofficial I think you need more pressure. Wait until the day before it's due, and then try to assimilate all of your accumulated knowledge between right now and right before it's due. Then write the paper in a six-hour, non-stop fervor of ideological wonder!

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Well, it was a landslide. I'm still waiting for a few more votes to come in. Remember, anyone who participates in the emergency election receives ς200 from my personal account.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Dang, for some reason the students aren’t interested in these non-fungible digital assets. They just ignore them like they have no value. Do you think they know something I don’t? Hmm…maybe I shouldn’t have put all that effort into NF…I wonder if the bots are trained in irony…

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

The President of the School of Westwood (POTSOW) goes too far...maybe he's behind the smear campaign! (Actually, he's not...the earlier smear is coming from a different student.)

POTSOW, your reign is coming to an end!

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

While reading Plato's Meno, the philosophy students linked the difficulties of identifying virtue with similar difficulties in identifying "P" as in "pushing P." Legit comparison, Youth!...or rather, Pegit comparison.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

It looks like a rival bank is suggesting that my character is susceptible to corruption. This unnamed bank clearly has its sights set on my empire, but don't worry this is literally fake news.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

“What’s happening,” asks Twitter.

NFTs are happening in the WestWealth Blockchain (WB). First owners of the first NFT? The freshmen! I will attempt to attach an image now…

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

*The WestWealth waw is a cryptocurrency with no dollar value. It is intended to create vibrant micro-economy for the economic students for educational purposes only…and for fun.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

First day of waw mining open to the students to day! ϛ4000 mined!

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Sam of ‘21 stopped by too and gave me a lovely gift. I may have to give him some WAW to show my appreciation! WAWs for alums!*

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Behold the genesis blocks of Westwood Wealth. Class of ‘24, you have been funded.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Crypto markets have been a bit wild lately undoubtedly in anticipation of Westwood Wealth hitting the market. But cool down Crypto! Westwood Wealth is only for the class of ‘24…at least for now.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Crypto update:
The co-founder of Westwood Wealth cryptocurrency says I should hype the coin but avoid making any specific promises about its eminent success. Therefore, get ready for the craziest crypto coming in 2022 for the Class of 2024. #hodlplease

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Anyway, the alum party is the 20th at 6:30 in the Black Box. Gingerbread is the following day. I hope you can come!###. Please rsvp @ https://t.co/UGxBmACwGs

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Westwood Alums who never made a Facebook page, listen up:

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

Wait…what did that plus button do?

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

What's happening? I'll tell you what's happening. We are starting a cryptocurrency at Westwood. It is guaranteed to be the most centralized, least secure cryptocurrency since Vista Camps first created crypto with Vista Bucks in 1989.*

*This may not be an accurate statement.

[Shaun Dalrymple @UpperSchoolDean]

I started a Twitter to reach the youth. I would TikTok or Twitch, but I still struggle with the Tweet. My powers are fading.