Impervious

Just a human trying to make other humans laugh

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@nonfrommyside Why osa e buse?

O ba roge ka mapele when you do so because they’re disrespectful.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@Black_LAURENT I think the most bizarre thing is when he came into power, Zimbabweans thought they had been freed from Mugabe, only for them to elect a man worse than him 🤧💀.

That’s the biggest plot twist in political history 😂. Like you can’t make this thing up man.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@MrMyagiEsq did you see this 😳😳?

[ZimLive @zimlive]

President Mnangagwa has signed into law constitutional amendments to extend his term by 2 years until 2030. The amendments, which also replace direct presidential elections in favour of a vote by parliament, faced widespread resistance but universal support from Zanu PF MPs

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

Le skippa nyana 😆😅.

I know you will spoil yourself with something maan 😂.

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

I legit told myself I’m going to avoid shopping and try do as many tourist’y things as possible, I walked the streets of Lisbon now I’m walking Barcelona and sightseeing is actually lowkey cool

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

This is crazy man.

[Kennedy Wandera @KennedyWandera_]

OFFICIAL: Zimbabwe's🇿🇼 President Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa, 83, has signed into law a legislation that extends his term in office by 2 years to 2030.

Zimbabweans will no longer vote for a president; instead, parliament will elect the head of state.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

I would evaporate.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

Imagine a prostitute showing up at your workplace, shouting, demanding payment, and threatening to expose you. 😭

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

Shame man, she must just leave because why is she doing this to herself bra.

This alone already confirms what she wanted from that phone.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Footage leaks of an altercation between big Tigger and his wife

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

He actually left it in a better situation, it’s the cadres who decided let’s eat here.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Let me understand this, he was CEO for a number of years, he didn't turn the institution around. Then after he left he wanted to privatise it?

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@News24 Aowo?

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@LJRasi What’s that ?

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@Mikarozo_7 @Tumi_Roch Also follow back and let me remind you who this troll you’re speaking to is dude 😂😂😂. Have a new account .

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@Mikarozo_7 @Tumi_Roch I think travelling with friends is easier honestly and less costly because a house is better ?

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

@Vhuhwavho_ People are annoying hey. That’s why travelling actually breaks friendships or makes them better 😂😂😂.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

😂😂😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

I see it’s becoming the norm with uber comfort.

I took a comfort and the latest 3 series came and even asked the guy if he saw its comfort and he just said Yeap. Because I would’ve thought they do uber black but ey man.

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

Another one, thank you.

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

Heh 😳💀?

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

15 flights
13-15 accom
7-10 tickets (GA to VIP)

A double is starts at like 10 to 16 Euros, so for drinks and food at the festival you need like 100-200 Euros a day, uber you’re spending premium daily, between 700 to 1.5 ZAR min, so your pocket money is relative to your standards

[Impervious @UpsacleB]

That’s someone’s grandma and you’re calling her a girl 😂😂😂😭😭.

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

There’s a 60 year old girl at work who’s always competing with the young ones. It baffles me yazi

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is such a great skill.