Benjamin

Umm...Yeah...So...About that....

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

Give me a half measure and I will give you double and full. Heading West. Life is about to change. Love you all.

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

@BelichickPats you're wearing your mask wrong. Put the N95 on first. Then your other mask.

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

I bet all the bears are grumpy because their was no real winter for hibernation. #exwifejoke

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

If I'm ever in an accident the first thing I want the doctor to tell my family is, "We checked his underwear and they were clean."

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

Mom always told me wear clean underwear. You never know when you could be in an accident and you wouldn't want dirty underwear.

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

@SouthwestAir best flight from Indy to Boston ever. Thanks for making our anniversary kickoff awesome!!!!

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

The older I get, the more I have the clench my butt when I fart...you know , just in case.

[Benjamin @UpsideDown]

I cannot believe in honor of Peter Falk and Columbo that we declare a national holiday. By the way I loved Columbo!

[Carrie Ritchie @CarrieRitchie]

According to NYT I'm about halfway to adulthood. Lacking total financial independence, spouse & kids. Where do u rank? http://nyti.ms/aDaf5A