Upstate Reaper

she grim on my reap til’ I er

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Gucci Mane stand down, I’ll take care of it don’t worry

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The moment yo hoe goin is when you finally enter your villain arc

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Kneeling like tiger woods when I’m cut off at the local establishment

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Know a couple Chuds who’ll do it for the cortisol

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People say live life to the fullest until they call the cops on you for overdosing on ketamine in the Times Square Applebees bathroom

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Waffle stomping straight diarrhea

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Wiping my ass and throwing the toilet paper in the dryer

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Jarvis activate 7 miller lites

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Poop so green I shit money

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Yelling “chicken jockey!” and then shoot the dive bar bouncer in the urethra

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Playing bar trivia and just shot the retard in charge

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Disengaging all narcan stations at the local park #dontblowmyhigh

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Know a retard who swerves in an open road

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Chilling at the green light jerk mate going crazy

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Drinking in shitty dive bars you can’t pronounce

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Pooping something like your distant relative rn

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Eating her period clumps like raspberry jam

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Using her thong as safety glasses when I weed whack

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Letting 19th century native Americans spear me to death