Maria Hill /Parody

I'm right there behind them, all the way.
I've got everyone's back,...
and Barton has mine.
#MarvelRP/#AU/#Parody
#Taken

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

His. Gal.

Well...

That...

Slipping up beside him, she leans down and kisses his cheek softly.

[Clint Barton [RP] @MstrGrumpyPants]

@UptightAgent

"Missing my gal Maria, apparently she's working with some ex general named Jack Reacher."

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@MstrGrumpyPants Her gun is staying in the holster.
He's safe. Coffee was mentioned.
Breakfast is never consumed, but she is allowing the idea of a smoothie on the table.
Notice, he's gotten a smile out of her.
Rare. Very rare indeed.
50 points to Gryffindor.

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@ProofOfAHeart She's well aware of this.

She's just admiring the view.

Of Clint.

Stark does need to learn to relax. Hello Pot, this is Kettle.

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

🔥

[Clint Barton [RP] @MstrGrumpyPants]

"And @UptightAgent calls me Mister Grumpy Pants?"

@ProofOfAHeart

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

Now, she likes purple, too.
Very Stunning. 🔥

Her response...and she hopes he likes pink.

[Clint Barton [RP] @MstrGrumpyPants]

#StunningSunday for @UptightAgent
Yes, I do like purple

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

👈Belongs to @MstrGrumpyPants

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

If she kisses @MstrGrumpyPants, maybe he'll quit questioning and just go along?

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@IveGotSystems @MstrGrumpyPants "Work with me here, Clint."
(Blame the scribe, she oopsed before coffee, and now Clint and Maria look after Jack.)

"He's an ally."

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@MstrGrumpyPants
We're looking out for
@IveGotSystems from now on.
K?
K.

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

Well, she'll help, too! Hahahah

Her scribe has had no coffee.

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

No. One. Harms him. Ever!

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@MstrGrumpyPants
"Happy New Year, Clint."

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

Are they flirting?
They're flirting.

But there's something deeper than that.

Isn't there?

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

@MstrGrumpyPants He must think she's never had a beer.
"I'd love to."
All of this earns him a genuine smile, and he knows those are rare.
"Can I bring anything?"

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

*fans self*

[Clint Barton [RP] @MstrGrumpyPants]

#newprofliepic
#CasualFriday

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

#NewProfilePic

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

She's got to let him have SOME fun....

[Clint Barton [RP] @MstrGrumpyPants]

"You're never too old to play video games, just ask the guy who's STILL playing Galaga onboard the Helicarrier! I thought @UptightAgent would've put a stop to that by now?"

[Maria Hill /Parody @UptightAgent]

Nothing wrong at all. Apparently, they're going to be locked in the staff room by Dugan.
And...she's okay with this.