UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi

Parody Account! I am an anti Semitic racist who loves to stir up trouble against black people and Jews, but I hope you will still rent or buy my crap

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

This 4th of July weekend, I want to take a moment to reflect on what is important: capitalism, land ownership, and increased funds to better militarize our police. I came to this country to make a better life for myself. My grift will not fail! #UptownMpls

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

The #BabyJesusWatchesYouMasterbate graffiti is scaring our youth! We need @lisabendermpls and "Mayor" Frey to tell Ace Hardware to stop selling spray paint to RUFFIANS!

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

@FartTribune talk to some of the businesses adversely impacted by #UptownCRIME! I'm okay, because I cheated the feds on my PPP, and Marvin is raking it in, but what about JUUT? Young Edinans are afraid to shop at H&M! LeCreuset sales are down at Kitchen WIndow!

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

As an immigrant, I understand hardship. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. I beat the felony theft charges in FL! Like my dear friend @thatgoodbecky I know crime is inevitable. I just need it to stay in the right part of town. #PropertyFirst #NoPeaceNoJustice #SaveUptown

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

No matter what anyone says, I only rent the top quality apartments, like this one! Don't forget, #NoJusticeNoLease

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

I was planning on putting on my togs for a dip in Lake Calhoun (yes, I said it you revisionists), but then I saw the news conference. Seems like I'll have to spy on that dunny at Lake and Girard tonight instead!. Picking up take out from my fave restaurant, Side Chick!

[UptownSteveTheCrimeNazi @UptownNazi]

It is a crime what has happened to @DearDara today on Twitter! She is a huge supporter of Uptown restaurants! In fact, I think she dines for free at Stellas! You guys are bullies!