Allee Gator

Livin' la vida broke-a

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

“The song Handle Bars by The Flobots is the perfect case of ‘Weird flex, but okay’” -My 16yo coworker via text

#weirdflexbutok #teenagers

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@Rxeal_Friends Hey man... I stole the joke from The Last Slice... I blame ska.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@Ladimuzikluva I wish I could have... I had to do adult things tonight 😕

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

It’s not a super good video because I’ve bought three birthday girls shots on behalf of the DJ... but this is my girl @ebdock97’s crowd tonight.
GET LIT FAM ITS… https://t.co/Nf7Xycemid

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

There aren’t words to express the sadness and confusion that the people around you face when you kill yourself.

Please. If you’re feeling like you need to end it: reach out. Even if you think help doesn’t work anymore. Keep fucking trying. Please.

#SuicideAwareness #RIPCody

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

“House of Cards is like political Ru Paul’s Drag Race.” -@Rxeal_Friends perfectly summing up the entire series after watching the first 44 minutes

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

I’m at that point in my life where “don’t worry, self. One day we’ll die and it’ll either be better or over. This doesn’t matter.” Is how I’m making it through the day...

I can’t decided if that’s good or bad.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

“Don’t make eye contact with me while you exhale your vapor.” -@Rxeal_Friends on me vaping

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@CrashingConcord Allee Devault: Half hype-man, half mom.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@CrashingConcord *jumps up and down waving arms wildly* YEAH THATS RIGHT. SCREW WITH MY BOY BRO. SCREW WITH MY BOY AND YOU GET THE SAVAGE. YEEEEETTT

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@CrashingConcord Charge your phone

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

Every time I see teenagers in public staring judgementally at me... the only thing I can think is how happy I am that I’m not a teenager anymore.

Don’t worry, kid. Your 20s’ll beat that douchebagery out of you.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

I’ve got the big dicc energy.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

@Rxeal_Friends I thought we agreed no one would know....

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

Hey @SenCoryGardner!

Are you going to own up to the fact that you voted to confirm a rapist for the Supreme Court and finally have a town hall meeting...

Or are you going to continue to be a spineless, weak, pathetic brat, that’s too chicken to face his constituents?

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

As much as I LOVE my career job... my day job is pretty cool too. I can come to the block on my day off and drink with my homies that also work on the block. It’s a good life, the one I lead.

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

Im the kind of gal that’ll pass out, face up, in her work clothes after a night of drinking... and I’m single ladies 😘

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

When your vegan little sister moves in...

[(Az) Strawberry Star Grl🍓🔆 @AlmndMilkLuvr]

" I grew up a meat and potatoes gal, but whatever, I can be a tempeh and potatoes gal" -@Upyourallee

[Allee Gator @Upyourallee]

Hell hath no fury like a punk chick scorned.