Ur Boo Mord

21 years of hell on earth | yeah we gay keep scrolling | crippling executive dysfunction | under these bitches skin still :)

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Someone on the bus told me that your belly button is connected to ur ass. Is this true?

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Ok I’m finally gunna play undertale I hope it’s iconic

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Hm I’m thinking I wanna raise this account back from the dead and have my reputation era but at the same time I’m thinking of revamping an old acc and make it gay as shit and be a menace on there instead

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

7 years of obnoxiousness, annoying the fuck out of my mutuals, spewing mental breakdowns that nobody here should have known about, and making my social anxiety worse but hey maybe this will be the year I finally delete this app and get therapy (I wont) #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Ok mutuals I’m back for a short amount of time so who’s ready to lick the cheese off my dick

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

how has it been a fucking year since I tweeted on this acc Omg and the tweets from 2016 is a graveyard from when I was actually happy holy shit

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

@RigbySalyers Idk why I told you to shut the fuck up to this it was literally true LMFAO

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

@RigbySalyers shut the fuck up liar 😒

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Omg y’all don’t understand I am so happy dhmis is back I literally have been waiting five years for this iconic shit

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

I love the fact that I’ve been having anxiety meltdowns and crying over something that’s easy for every other human being to do. Makes sense why I feel like im a fucking alien lol

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

im trending again for being a simp, yay

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

I will defend Will Byers to hell and back idgaf he deserves to be happy and all he’s been given all these seasons is nothing but pain and suffering I’m sick of this crap

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

I remember this like it was fucking yesterday help

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everyone knows where they were.

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

the duffer brothers really said

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Supreme Court my ass

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chic fil a employees after taking a picture with me

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

last night I asked the universe to finally give me some friends in my life as I vented in my notes app about how I’m so lonely & I specifically stated it could be literally anybody besides my toxic ex friend and then guess who texts me the next damn day…I’m literally so done

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

HOLY FUCK DHMIS IS FINALLY COMING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF WAITING THATS IT IM OFFICIALLY OFF HIATUS AND MY 14 YEAR OLD SELF IS SCREAMING

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and why he ourple💜

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Getting into Fnaf was probably the worst decision of my life and I just haven’t realized it yet

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Penis bot retweeted this, sweet.

[Ur Boo Mord @UrBooMordecai]

Like the legend of the penis