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@SoquelCreek @StatisticUrban You realize Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida are right next to California in that stat right?

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@alt_w_v_g LinkedIn ass post

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@GiantsPlzWin It’s almost like he wasn’t our biggest problem

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@MarshallGreen_ Let’s real in the nihilism Marshall, got a bright future and potentially the number 1 overall pick while already having our QB1, yeah we gotta get through some more losses here but next season brings a lot of hope. But also our o-line needs to block and our WRs need to catch

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Brian Daboll was not the problem with this Giants team

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How Zohran has been walking around like in the last few weeks

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@MarshallGreen_ Only team in the league that seems to have this problem week in week out

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@ZohranKMamdani Spending way to much making fictional AI of this guy to get scared of

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@ZohranKMamdani Lot of bitch boys in the comments here

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@MarshallGreen_ Leave him in Philly

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@MarshallGreen_ How do we not pick up a SINGLE wr this week leading up to this?

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@MarshallGreen_ Man I’m a nihilist Giants fan but you need to chill the fuck out bro. It’s 2 games in and the team didn’t even look all that terrible today, problems yes, but don’t just throw a hissy fit because we didn’t beat a team we literally ever beat

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With all this mass mobilization of the national guard, we might finally be able to use our 3rd amendment #optimist

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@MySportsUpdate Do people just forget that daboll won coach of the year just 2 years ago?!??

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@jasrifootball If we gave Daniel jones 6 years to figure it out, we can give Daboll and Shoen more than 2

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@FBGreatMoments Acting like this ain’t just a normal drill for WRs

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@Gridiron_Media_ Floor 5-12, ceiling 10-7. Think they got a shot if Daniel can figure it out though

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@drgrumpyprof My fellow Athenian, a mix of pictures from my cameraman Aristotle and from the app ChatBox AI

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O’ Athenians, I am sorry to have been away for so long, but I was busy learning more about the world around us. I have many questions and in fewer answers. But for your kind patience, I shall share my adventures and findings with you lot! #worldtraveler #questioneverything

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Also P.S. this was Plato writing all of these tweets on Socrates behalf all along. You really think that drunk would scribe for himself? #freeloader #getajob #stillproudtobehisstudent #woulddoitagain

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I shall be sailing back to Rome now to share with my students in that which I have learn and question them in that which I have not. Let us all continue that curious quest for knowledge, and hopefully we can all grow a little wiser for it