bahar sukhne k liye rkhi panty mai jb mohalle k shararti bache khujli wala powder dal dete h...aur tumhari mom k nahane k baad tumhare ghar aate h..
tumhari mom hall m sab k samne as she can't control the khujli...π
ur mom:- beta abb tumhe ghabrane ki jaroort nhi mene uss awara ladke ko samjha diya hai,
You:- sach mom! thank you....aur ye aap ke otho p baal lga hai..
Ur mom:- Oops..*muh saaf kr ke* hehe jao homework kro jakr.
30 min earlier ---
house owner's Son [17 year] :- Bhaiya aaj apki mom ki leni h toh bej dena unhe.
you [21 year]:-
kya?π³ kya leni hai?
kid:- arey rent lena hai aur kya, aur haa bar bar phone kr k pareshan mt krna iss bar.
You:- haa bej duga, pr rent dene m kitna time lgati h mummy..
later-
shadi se ek raat pehle tumhari behan mohalle k ladko k sth..
you:- arey yar jaldi kro, kal didi ki shadi hai bhot mushkil se papa se juth bol ke le aaya hu.
ur sis:- chupp reh na tu, aaj ki raat hi hu yaha kal se toh apne sasural jaugi...ufff aahhh...karne de tere dosto ko maje
jab ur dad tumhare bade papa (dad's big bro) ke bete ke foreign se aane ki khushi mai family party rkhte hai..
while everyone enjoying party,
ur bade papa n his son took ur mom to their room and started different party...
kiski family m aisi party chlti hai?π
jab tum school se ghar aate ho.
you:- Dad! ye apki naak ko kya ho gya hai?
ur dad:- kuch ni beta wo padosi ke sth firse jhagda ho gya, usne punch mara.
You:- ruko abhi uss sale ko btata hu.
ur dad:- nhi beta, teri maa aur dadi gyi hai, wo sherniya kafi h uss sand k liye.
you:- mom, wo pados ka chotu wo 2 bade ladko ke sath humare ghar kyu aaya tha?.
ur mom:- kuch ni beta, apne ghar ka leakage thik krne mene hi chotu ko ladke lekr aane bola tha.
(u in mind: mom toh aaj kl sare kam chotu se hi krwa ri hai). .
leakage repair--
jb tumhari badi behan shadi ke baad 1st time ghat aati hai tab,
Sasur jamai bahar hall mai gappe ladhate baithe ho aur maa beti kamre mai naukro ke sth..
where are you in this situation?...
ur dad:- beta mai 3-4 din ke liye bahar gaon jaa ra hu, toh tu apna aur apni mummy ka khayal rakhna..
you:- don't worry papa, mai mummy ka poora khayal rakhuga..
10 min After ur dad left ---
Ur Dad:- beta ye teri mom gussa h kya? subha se baat nhi kr ri..
you in mind : (ab inhe kon btaye kal raat ko mere dosto ne apna sara cum mom k muh m dal kr mouth gag se muh close kr rkha hai)..
"Pata nhi dad muje"..
you :- abey mummy ko shopping k liye bolke lekr gya raat ho gyi! kaha h meri mummy?
Ur frnd:- arey ek club m gye the, waha aunty ne thori pii li.. ruk tuje kuch mast bejta huπ
(ur frnd sent thisπ video on watsapp)..
mom:- ahhh beta apne hatiyar ko control m rkhna kab sikhega, kahi par hi kada ho jata hai, tere papa bhi aaye h shopping pr
Son:' ahhh mom papa shopwale uncle k sth bat krne m busy h, aap lund p muh chlao baate krne m nhi
(dad was busy discussing politics with shopowner)
you and ur frnds installed few camera's in ur house.
and found out your servant fucking ur mumma..
dost:- dekh bola tha na, teri maa ek number ki rand h
You:- haa bc ye sala raju din m toh bada malkin malkin krta h pr ab dekho kaise tang utha k chod ra h mummy ko...