Urban Dictionary

Parody account.

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"He need some milk"=Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken

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The Big Bang Theory knows best...

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Do men lose weight faster than women? http://t.co/KSTjdp8psg - sp

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"I ain't the relationship type" = I'm a whore

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"INSTAGRAAAMMM" = Usually yelled by a group of white girls in excitement after taking a good picture.

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Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.

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"White Girl Wasted" = Drinking two wine coolers and screaming "that's my jam!!!!" at every song you hear.

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Peyton Manning vs. Andrew Luck = Qui-Gon Jinn vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi

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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one

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"Halloween" = an excuse for girls to dress up like whores.

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Tree: Something that stands still for 40 years then suddenly jumps out in front of a female driver...

Apparently

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Slut : Someone who's been under more sheets than the KKK

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Sunday: the most exciting part of this day is putting pants on by 1 o'clock

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women: the most confusing creatures that God put on the earth

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Dr Seuss : The greatest rapper alive

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;) = A common symbol sent via text message that when sent by a girl, usually indicates that she wants the D.

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Beer Pong : a game that needs to be an olympic sport.

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"We need to chill"= We need to have sex but not develop any feelings