HayCraig

Imma get you high today. Cause its Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets @ryanwhitney6 @MikeGrinnell_ Didn’t know Biz opened a B&B

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Gameday. #Goblue #MenofHonor

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@SCHPoolNFL Valid. Sorry about that. My degenerate, younger, single self never considered tipping and blew the winnings on DC strippers and cocaine.

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@SCHPoolNFL - Fall5Up6

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@SCHPoolNFL Commish - I want in

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@notthefakeSVP Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

What a day to be alive:

Bama -19.5 (1u)
GaTech +3.5 (2u)
Haynes King O190.5 yds (1u)
UGA -3.5 (0.5u)
WVU +7.5 (2u)
SMU -28 (1u)
Miami -17.5 (2u)
LSU -6.5 (1u)

I reserve the right to make additions. Thank you and have a fuckin day!

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

Day 1 MM: 7-2-1 (+10.5U)
MM Total: 7-2-1 (+10.5U)

Day 2 Locked In Plays:
MSST PK -130 2U
Vandy ML +165 2U
Oregon -6 -130 2.5U
2U Tease: MSST +4.5/Bama -15.5

As always, subject to additions. WE SLEEP IN MAY! LETS GO!

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

To my loyal followers - the only day that matters is today.
To my Bookie - You're gonna rue the day.

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@chuckiebadbook CBB Post Bracket Release Update: Louisville has zero value. They are trash and always have been.

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

WE SLEEP IN MAY

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

We sleep in May

R1 Day 1 Locked In Plays:
Creighton ML +125
UGA +7.5 -140
UNCW +17.5 -140

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@chuckiebadbook

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The Democrats are very much in Jets QB territory. People are clammoring to bench the starter for QB2 or even 3. And more often than not people realize the backups are even worse than your starter. But the overwhelming vibe of “you gotta do *something*” has taken over

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@BeatinTheBookie @chuckiebadbook

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

6-2 yesterday. We’re 🔙🔛🔝. We win them all today. These are my final 🆓 plays of the week:

1U: Colo/Marq o147.5
1U: Duke/JMU o148.5
0.5U: JMU +240
1U: Bama -6
1U: Yale +5

Let’s have a day!

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@chuckiebadbook Forecast: raining units with 100% chance of winners

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak This to be a good omen to win all of our bets today. #10X

[HayCraig @UrFriendCraig]

@chuckiebadbook @BeatinTheBookie

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This dude is the only player EVER to have 2000 pts, 1000 rebs, 500 Assists and 300 3P FG made

Did not see that coming. Wouldn’t have been my first guess. But shout to Bailey Scheierman, monster career #DaveandBUSTERS