𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔤

the hex girls made me gay

[yesica 🇲🇽 @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 @subpargarbage]

finally back from the drs with my diagnosis

[cob @sillierdeadite]

barbenheimer for sickos

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[elle cvx 𐙚˚ @jllvalentines]

obsession is the first horror movie in a long time to make me say “wow i can’t believe a man wrote that” in a positive way. for a genre so dominated by the final girl trope i find horror to still be so misogynistic, and i’m so glad this movie does not fall victim to that trend

[Columned @Columned_]

The drive home from Obsession with my friend

[ghcoffee @ghcoffeedotcom]

“all you do in Tomodachi is input phrases to make them say it like how is that fun” yessss omg diva you’re grasping the concept of mad libs

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[Madeline⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @CatgirlMadeline]

36 republicans voting against banning child marriage yet trump’s administration still wants you to believe that transgender people are the biggest threat to your children

[ivy @ivyphobic]

i deadass went into damn near psychosis about the epstein files and truly believed it was going to be a game changer but unfortunately people are more brainwashed than ever

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Letterboxd needs to add a little marijuana leaf button you can add to indicate the lens your review should be seen through

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

[cate @seaofbelIs]

pet peeve is when people only post pictures of actresses when they were younger for their birthdays ect like hello Sarah Michelle Gellar is still hot now this came out like last week

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes.

Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[misa! @misak1nz]

when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time