Local Stafforshire Squirrel

Page based on the Staffordshire cricket Leagues. Regardless if I’m friendly or not, don’t take my comments to heart and last of all, Don’t nibble!🎣

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Leek , The big bad leek boys , Spray tan Molton , Little boy mozz , Mr do it all Mellor, Mr I can’t bowl spin raza , Mr mediocre Haydon , These boys are all struggling sitting down the lower end of the tableThere egos all need a shake #teamgame #hopeless #samslaternotgoodenough

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Brodie Mack first weekend as a captain , Saturday morning he was taught how to spell the word captain then got ripped a new one against Audley then shows up to talbot cup and gets up opens the batting with his brother who is worse than him and then gets a bad jaw #macks #brother

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Anyone ever heard of Harvey Lowe don’t know how he gets a gig good figures today

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Toby Toby Toby , Oh boy , you need some bowling practice

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Greg Phillips think it’s time to hang up the boots #pleaseretire

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@TheLocalBadger Why are you so quiet are you scared there’s a new troller on the block 😢

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As a fan, watching Longton CC lately has been painful. Nothing seems to be clicking and the club just looks completely hopeless right now. Massive changes needed because this isn’t good enough. #LongtonCC

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Who’s ready for the talbot cup 🤢#pointlesscup

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Joe Hawkins , the next big thing , professional contract lad Wow they must be handing out contracts these days #sheamus #wellbatteddarlo

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Well batted Ollie tucker . Plus the tuck shop was open again #overrated #midget

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Longton , Longton , Longton , Making the biggest ⚓️ in north Staffordshire captain of the 1st team , Start getting ready for the relegation party , Pretty much asking for a hiding , Brodie Mack has got the cricketing iq of a chimpanzee

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Blockhead Hammond showing how the meakins boys do it #smallground #blockhead

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Nice to see staffs winning with only 3 players who actually play in the staffs league #whatajoke #tomuchmoney #kettsminions

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What is going on at barlaston #bothteamsgoingdown #whosincharge

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Fraser Hawkins Seems to be getting comftable in modd 2s
#onehitwonder #worsthawkin #readyforolton

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Tom Taylor had a long travel to get 5 of 20 #overated #cantbat #seeya

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Something really needs to be sorted at Whitmore if Brodie Mack’s taking poles. #flying

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Who’s in charge at longton? #Throwinthetowel

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Well played today Matthew Morris. Waste of sterling. #Loveisland

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Daddy Wilshaw sees the minions over line against a very poor side.