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(Logan, they/them) | me looking at a tweet i made: “man this one’s doing numbers”

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CONTINUING TO TWEET THE WORST THINGS THE LEAST FUNNY THINGS and then i get like post nut clarity but for tweets and feel absolutely disgusting

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me waking up from surgery: “wow! but who gave me the surgery?”
the surgeon: “who do you think gave you the surgery”

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Trans people: i'm trans
Pirate who can't stop jacking off: arrrrr I need someone to impregnate me boi pussy

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house show band with a maraca but its a bottle of adderall

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NU in kids like eat glue

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pov ur swiping on nonbinary people on hinge:
🧑🏻‍🦰
😼
👩🏻‍🦲
👹
👨🏻‍🌾

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God made being a furry embarrassing to nerf Will Toledo

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on god i’ll walk and extra ten minute for a CVS just so i don’t have to go into a Walgreens probably not more than that tho tbh

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Walgreen’s fucking WISHES they were CVS

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catboys are a gateway drug to being a furry

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@sleepylilguy BOWOW ARF ARF BARK

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

i was so real for this

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i’m kinda like if Walter White was a girl

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@sleepylilguy B2)%V classic mars

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@sleepylilguy yo truueee i can confirm both those things

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@TK1_Ratman this tweet alone stopped me from deleting twitter for one more day

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@sleepylilguy OH YUP

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@danktheship was it faster though i bet it was faster

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this is me when you’re hurting me this is you are who your