UrPalAndrew

MBA |
Founder and Incompetent Manager of the Atarka Rizzcord Championship Series |
If you Subtlety my bogles, I will fucking scoop |
#EBITDA

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@Control4Daze @fireshoes Alright, you got me, I'm firing up a league.

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

I was having fun playing standard and then I qued into the UB mill deck twice in a row and now I am questioning why every day we stray further from God's light

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Top 8'd an RCQ last night with the first Living End list I found on Goldfish. I thank it all to my playmat that matches my cat and matches the tattoo I have of my cat and sniffing glue on the reg.

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Got absolutely dumpstered at RC DC. But fear not, we're heading straight back into the RCQ grind this weekend baby! We're spinning the Eldrazi Slot Machine until we free win ourselves a Pro Tour invite!

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@LaGenerica_ I'm writing these two sentences down for my sideboard guide

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Live pic of me looking at the absolute INSANITY y'all registered for the RC #RCDC

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@akmindt Bottom of the 5th, I've consumed 3000 calories. May God have mercy on my soul

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@akmindt It's the bottom of the second and I have consumed 1200 calories. Follow for more poor decision making

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@akmindt MVP Usher Jeff herded the feral children

[Nadu @NaduWingedWisdm]

I just want to thank @wizards_magic for the amazing vacation I got to take over Labor Day.

It was tough being in every single game of Modern. I was suffering from major burnout.

After relaxing on the Ipnu River beach, I realize this ban is the best thing to ever happen to me

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@NileJoanRivers Sometimes I have a hard time choosing which cards to put in my deck so I like having a place where the answer can be "all of em" :)

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@LaGenerica_ @NRGSeries @akmindt @FlameHeartsYou NO THANK THE LORD

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Had an unbelievable weekend in Madison at the @NRGSeries! Got a sweet tattoo, got to play the bird into a top 16 finish and also got to play my fav team event ever with @akmindt & @FlameHeartsYou! Can't wait for the next!

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Ayyyyoooo fricken top 16'd the NRG modern thing today, with bant boi Nadu. Deck list and sideboard guide incoming (1,0o0 Tix btw) @FlameHeartsYou also top 16'd, and were on the same trios teams, which means, if you average it, we're going to win first, second and third tomorrow

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@_pg8_ I GET TO SEE MY DAD?!??

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@akmindt @_pg8_ Supporting the donkies and the goat (aka @_pg8_ )

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@Control4Daze @fireshoes I had a feeling this day may come

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

@_pg8_ @akmindt I didn't Ford F250s were this controversial

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

Me and my 1989 Ford F250 think WoTC should unban Uro in modern. This is a message from the Thicc and Dumb squad.

[UrPalAndrew @UrPalAndrew]

For you doubters out there, here's Uro driving my 1989 Ford F250 (XLT Lariat edition)