UrProbablyJewish

It's like that redneck joke except we don't have sex with our cousins..we eat bagels .......Email us at [email protected]

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Happy 4th of JEWly

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If someone in your family mentioned it’s @MelBrooks birthday today #urprobsjewish

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If you’ve ever had a Fathers Day dinner that was also your last meal before camp #urprobsjewish

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If you knew your orthodontist before you were their patient #urprobablyjewish

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if your dad thinks he's funny #urprobablyjewish

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If your grandma looks like this #urprobablyjewish

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If your Mom sends back food more than she eats it #UrProbablyJewish

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If your mom reminded you to wear sunscreen this weekend #urprobsjewish #MDW2021

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“No way... my grandma definitely makes better matzo ball soup than yours” https://t.co/S1sEwnNgjS

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If you have a friend who looks like Ben Platt #Urprobsjewish

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If you’ve celebrated Mother’s Day at a country club #urprobsjewish

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Give @bagelboss a follow and retweet the post below to be entered to win! Tag some friends and spread the love! PS They ship nationwide @ https://t.co/9CgUIpABbw

[Bagel Boss🥯 @bagelboss]

🚨 🥯 We are giving away a free Saturday breakfast 🥯 🚨

Winner will receive: bagels, lox, cream cheese, black & white cookies!

To be eligible to win you must:
🥯 Follow us on twitter @bagelboss
🥯 Retweet this post
🥯 We ship Nationwide so tag friends from out of state!

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#onebitesorrentos #OneBiteContest

[Tyler Gildin @TylerGildin]

Just saw an ad for Uber's "flexible cancellations" service. Now how do I get that service to apply to most of my weekend plans...

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If your last name is Cohen, but you constantly feel compelled to tell people you’re not related to Michael Cohen #UrProbablyJewish

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

After I park my car, it takes me about 38 minutes to collect all my shit and actually get out.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

if i say hello to your dog and they smile at me i now legally own that dog, i’m sorry i don’t make the rules, that is just the law

[amir @blumenfeld]

LOL -- Just sat down next to the worlds most awkward Tinder Date… gonna live tweet the shit out of it!

Okay, she’s saying “Why are you tweeting everything I’m saying, creep.” OMG.

[Tyler Gildin @TylerGildin]

Just got off the phone with my grandpa. Literally the second he said “goodbye” I hear my grandma in the background go “so, what do you want for lunch?” Classic.