Jotardo ༄ ➐

𓇼 parody『 500 yo | Marine Biologist | reader | writer | composer | 21st Century Philosopher | Sextoy exterior design virtuoso | poet | Fuck @Socrates 』༄𓊝

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

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[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

this happened to me once too when i beat a bunch of guys

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I was awoken last night by an icy chill

and identified a ghost in my prison cell

He was terrified and begged me not to annihilate him

I sent him back to hell with a message for the demons

I am always ready.

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin @CoffeeAndGaySex season 2 is out...

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@Loudshitting This is Jack’s voice actor https://t.co/wiKiBiXdT9

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

Careful of that tongue boy.

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin @CoffeeAndGaySex yare yare despacito....

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

holy fuck... im cumming...

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@NotARaccoon_Dog

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin ready to greet them soon from below. suddenly someone brought out a boombox and everyone started dancing and boogying with it. woo!

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin it consists of 11 walls, each thicker and decreasing in width than the last.

the men of the white inquisition army lined up in rows facing the first of 11 walls they must pierce. the sounds of crows overhead sang an ode to death, the military force of jotardo's 5 cumjillion men

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin "ha! such vigorous conference. how shamefully unaware you are, there is no fortress i can not seize, no apple out of my reach, no asshole too tight!
i need not your help, i will take turtle shit park from your grasp. but for now, at this moment of quiet, have some tea cakes."

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@chainsaw_cock yo mama so fat...

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

Zookeepers waiting for the pandas to fuck

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin @CatgirlPegging @revolutionaryXl @TheCatgirlRose chop 😡

[Earth @earth]

Giants.
cc: @DolphinDroneDom

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin @ElSheLaluYT GET OUT OF MENTIONS!!!!!!!

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@TheCatgirlRose

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@TheCatgirlRose me

[SHOLVEN🦗🐝 @LBMandirin]

URGENT ‼️

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[SHOLVEN🦗🐝 @LBMandirin]

URGENT ‼️

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Please share as much as you can
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[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin "consider him lucky"

spins his dick like a helicopter and falls away

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin "catch"

he throws it into the fish pond, a sussy frog eats it

[Jotardo ༄ ➐ @UrStndCllsMeDdy]

@LBMandirin this isnt yours!