Zeb 4 Heisman

you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease! The unforecasted storm

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You’re going to know the name Zeb Noland!

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I believe so hard right now

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MY KEYS TO SOUTH CAROLINA BEATING UNDEFEATED GEORGIA TONIGHT:

1: BELIEVE. If you call yourself a Gamecock fan you have to truly believe in victory today

2: GROUND AND POUND. FORCE GEORGIA TO SUBMIT

3. Low pad level: Saturday’s are for short kings

4. HAVE FUN

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I might have to dabble in witchcraft to help South Carolina win tomorrow

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I took a three block detour walking home from work today because I tried to pass someone and mistimed it so I just acted like I was turning and it was just completely out of the way of my house

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What do I do with this

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There’s no I in “Meat”

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Ah yes, I will use this quarter I have for a handful of cashews

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This South Carolina announcer is infuriating

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I think this game could eventually be Zeb Nolands Heisman moment

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@13HAVERT23 I knew I could smell fear when I woke up this morning

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MY KEYS TO SOUTH CAROLINA STARTING 2-0 AND BEATING THE PIRATES OF EAST CAROLINA:

1. Eat a great breakfast, really fuel up

2. Deep shots EARLY AND OFTEN #ZEB

3. Let Kevin Harris run wild (if still injured let someone where his jersey)

4. Defense SWARM TO THE BALL

5. HAVE FUN

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Yeah I said where instead of wear. Im focused on winning this game not proofreading

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@little__BILL_ @_GoodGuyJay First they came for my fantasy team name, and I said nothing

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I thought we signed Gio Bernard why are we still throwing it to Fournette

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They really should just make September 1st every year the first NFL game. Not move the game but just continue August until the first game. Yesterday was August 39th

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This is merely precautionary: expect Quehl to be ready to go for Thursday’s opener

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Jack Quehl: Designated for PUP list (beers)

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#ZebNolandHeisman

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What did die hard gladiator fans in Rome do when they’re favorite player died?

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5. HAVE FUN (most important aspect of college football)

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MY KEYS FOR SOUTH CAROLINA TO BEAT EASTERN ILLINOIS AND BUILD THEIR PLAYOFF RESUME:

1. Let Zeb unleash the vertical passing game

2. Keep focus through the #ZebsAndFlows of the game

3. Play like the whole world is watching

4. Let Kevin Harris stat pad for his Heisman campaign