Uranus🦋✨

[Uranus🦋✨ @UranusTaurus22]

Before I die, I’ll have had 30 careers. I’ll be so jealous of myself because every last one of them will slap. Being good at everything can be a curse, but for me, it’s the cure. I yearn for change and constant movement.

[Uranus🦋✨ @UranusTaurus22]

Revenge is my only goal this year. As the great Beyoncé said, “the best revenge is your paper”.

[Uranus🦋✨ @UranusTaurus22]

I’ve never wanted to get my money up, like waaaayyyy up so fucking bad. I let a Libra play the fuck out of me. I can’t wait to shit on this bitch.

[betty baguetty @aguavrgo]

@TheFineFeminine So ALL of them took a cooking course? And only one group cooked? Only one group cleaned? Only one group organized meetings? Only one group delegated tasks? And that’s the group that would make terrible leaders because they’re “too much drama and too emotional”?????

[Uranus🦋✨ @UranusTaurus22]

@amazon I'm so tired of having my packages go missing. Pictures uploaded by the delivery guy, and when I get to the locker....nothing.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[arielle. @_Urri]

“Whatchu had was thinkin when Solange slapped yo nigga?”

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

If a celebrity is fucking you….and giving you money…..why would u think
“ouuuu lemme tell the world😍😍😍”

[Uranus🦋✨ @UranusTaurus22]

@gaialect I love this thread because it's all people who still had love in their hearts when they separated. Most people only talk about hating their exes. I still love all of mine 🥺❤ (Minus one. There's always that one.)

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[jupiter jack. @iamjupiterjack]

18 year old : “By the time i’m 30, I’m going to be a — “

Saturn return 🪐 :

[Hakeem @SouthparkGOP]

2024 will probably be the best shot an Independent candidate has ever had.

[jaronimo @TrilliamClinton]

dudes really be like “since i cant sexually harass women anymore ill just let them die”

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[k*n ❤️‍🔥 @lNTERNETBBY]

LMFAO

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I want us to all collectively go back to hotels and ruin the vacation rental market. This shit is about 50% of the reason we are in a housing crisis as is.

[Mistress Marley 💅🏾 ONE OF ONE 💅🏾| NYC ⚔️ @eyesxonfire]

I wish this for all the gworlsssss

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