Uranus

Elon talks about Mars. He dreams about Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Elon talks about Mars.
He dreams about Uranus.

Hold $URANUS. Earn $SPCX.

Retail wanted something new to talk about.

So we gave them Uranus. 🪐🍑

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The next @boringcompany merch will put Uranium in Uranus

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

There is no roadmap. No whitepaper. Only Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

*farts*

[Binance @binance]

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[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

The worst part is I still have more Uranus jokes.

The best part is I still have more Uranus jokes.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Respect the bloodline.

I have no exit strategy. Only more Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Steve Jobs removed the keyboard. We put it back on Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

My ancestors survived war, famine, and disease so I could post Uranus from an iPhone.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Earth has life.

Mars has potential.

Uranus has branding.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Outrageously unsellable, yet incredibly popular: Uranium in Uranus

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Today you’re on Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

@aliladabi 🎉

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

I’m one Uranus post away from either greatness or an intervention.

Both are bullish.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

@GIUSEPUM 🫦🍑

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

You either die normal or live long enough to start posting Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

@Mr_Robinhood1 Legend, can you send Uranus ?

My investment is down 80% and I’m left telling jokes about my ass

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

NASA spent billions exploring Uranus.

Gay men have been doing independent research for years. 🪐🍑

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

Everyone: “Elon, please stop posting about Uranus.”

Elon:

“No.”

“I’m just getting started.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Uranium in Uranus will be our best merch ever.

Put it on your mantelpiece and show your guests Uranus!

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

They say money can’t buy happiness.

Have you tried putting it all into Uranus?

I did.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

@tommy_GV1 Execute on Uranus

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

You can unfollow me.

You cannot unfollow Uranus.

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

@kaknov_m ser this is a planet

[Uranus @Uranuswtf_]

I bought a telescope to look at Uranus.