Urban Suburban Mommy

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@FortniteStatus @FortniteGame Thank goodness, because I have two children who are about to explode like a Loot Llama

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@Aaron_ttl @marx_jester my kids are freaking out too. when will the bug be fixed?

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@EricaEhm @Journeywoman My condolences - she was inspirational, as are you. We will never stop fighting #fightlikeagirl #FightLikeAMother

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Walked 12 miles and carried 35 pounds of candy for 2 hours. They’re sharing. They just don’t know it.
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#motherhood #halloween #halloweencostume #halloween🎃 #halloweencostumes… https://t.co/RgZ1ptmC7w

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Sunday football in the mud. You should have seen the tackles. But who thought of white for football uniforms?!?!
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#footballtime #footballplayers #footballuniforms #footballers… https://t.co/mlKCGjp9LM

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I should probably wait until after Halloween, shouldn’t I....
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Some days...
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Urban Suburban Mommy's #FML #distracted #mommyproblems series. Tag @UrbSuburbanMom in your posts to show us your Mommy Problems and FMLs!!!
#momlife #mommylife… https://t.co/EmDyEe8u6j

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Boobies and brows https://t.co/is0mCfXeMB via @UrbSuburbanMom #microblading #fightlikeagirl #breastcancerawarenessmonth

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I’ve surrendered the fantasy https://t.co/mvtokgZgYw

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I’m getting some help prepping the thanksgiving turkey ready.
This is exactly what I’m thankful for
Happy Thanksgiving!! https://t.co/G1HYMpHhog

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It could be my kid’s motto. https://t.co/MFx6DDnQdd

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They don’t want to go to bed, but I do. Where’s the logic? https://t.co/iAOgKnpOsT

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AmIright? He can’t hear me tell him to put his plate in the sink when I’m 4 feet away but if speak quietly about him with my husband he can hear me from the other room. https://t.co/Qf4FFpSxY4

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It’s with gotten harder, or I’ve gotten dumber - plus it’s still not fun. There are a million other things I’d rather be doing with my kids after a long day https://t.co/omW7uKEvjS

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As should toddler lifting and reaction speed. It’s a special skill to run around hunched over l, stopping destructive little hands! Lol https://t.co/aMAEuY3IiD

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I just redeemed Canadian #OlympicClub fan reward points to enter the You can rule back-to-school with a Team Canada prize pack contest https://t.co/8jHLF5jAu3

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Sunday night should not be wasted on making school lunches. There ought to be a law. #fml https://t.co/rPvbXjIEMh

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This goes for my TV and my laptop, too. Why? What on earth does he need it for? https://t.co/rRfjSkGGFV

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Eating on the couch. Putting my jacket on the counter. Not washing my face in the morning. They see everything. So why don’t the *follow* the rules if they know them all so well?!?! https://t.co/yDnlM5rOKo

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The boys’ football practices consume most of my free time and it’s tiring - but they’re happy, strong and passionate about playing, plus I get to see the most amazing sunsets. Ahhhh, the… https://t.co/831RZDm9RN