Big Dawg

financial fuckery… NFA don’t mind me

[Big Dawg @UrbanCryptoGang]

@jarrodwatts Seems its trading at about double the real value of $RKLB

Not a bad deal

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

Given how $SPCX has performed these last few days, it is almost too obvious to buy Anthropic immediately when it IPO’s later this year.

Sometimes just don’t overthink it.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

I have a wild fucking idea....

Israel fights its own wars with its own money and its own people.....forever

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Strait of Hormuz is open
Trump starts war with Iran
Iran closes Strait of Hormuz
Trump pays 300B to Iran
War supposedly ends
Iran opens strait of Hormuz

Can't remember the last time I saw a country "win" a war and pay reparations

The art of the deal

[Big Dawg @UrbanCryptoGang]

@WatcherGuru Cursor is such a bad product lol. Hopefully they make it better but after seeing the work they did on Twitter, not optimistic…

[Big Dawg @UrbanCryptoGang]

@Kalshi Yes, it’s been the other way around for quite some time now 😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So Donald Trump is going to pay Iran to get out of a war he started?

And this clown wrote a book about making the best deals? 😂

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Netanyahu will break this peace between the USA and Iran within the next few days and nobody will blame Israel but act like Iran has done something wrong.

Everyone knows this is going to happen.

[Agent Self FBI™ @AgentSelf99b]

Trump is giving Iran $300B..

And MAGA was like “Obama gave them $1.7”

🤡🤡 you’re all fucking clowns

[Big Dawg @UrbanCryptoGang]

So Iran won the war.

Got it…

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[Limitless Finance @trylimitlessfin]

SPACEX $SPCX IPO LOOKS LIKE THE MOST ENGINEERED IPO EVENT EVER.

The setup is impossible to ignore:

1. Fidelity dropped the minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000.

2. SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail.

3. Our traders see a 83% chance $SPCX will close above $1.8T on the first day (full picture: https://t.co/LroZ6n0kMa)

3. SpaceX will join the Nasdaq just 15 days after the IPO at a crazy valuation.

4. Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days.

5. The second it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is forced to buy.

6. Retail gets the hype. Index funds become the exit liquidity.

7. Insiders cash out at insane valuations.

8. Elon becomes the world's first-ever trillionaire (61% chance: https://t.co/QgKDp5gptE)

The next few days will be insane.

We'll keep you posted with the latest market data and predictions.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

$SPCX implied open around $176 now..

[Simon Dedic @sjdedic]

The irony of Trump in crypto:

The man everyone celebrated as the industry's savior ended up extracting more from retail than most scam projects combined.

Orange man not gud for orange coin.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: @tedlieu just said what we were all thinking:

"President Trump has repeatedly fallen asleep at multiple Cabinet meetings, at multiple White House events, and most recently at a raucous basketball game last night. The White House needs to explain why Trump keeps going to the hospital and why they keep giving him cognitive tests..

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Golden Rule of MAGA Era:

- If we win: Election was clean and fair.

- If we lose: election was stolen riddled with fraud that we can’t prove but we know happened.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Nobody actually believes the numbers coming out of the Bureau of Labor Statistics anymore, right?

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

All the sucking Trump off the crypto industry did really didn't pay off huh?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

US Treasury seizing Iran's crypto destroyed the only use case for crypto

Few understand this