Urban Dictionary

A veritable cornucopia of streetwise lingo, posted and defined by its readers.

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"You have no idea how funny I am to me"

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"82% teens don't ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they're outside"

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"""Is she hot?""Definition: A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know..."""

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"PhotoshopDefinition: A software used to make ugly people look average."

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"Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime."

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"Finland was the first country in the world to make high-speed Internet access a legal right."

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"In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn't taken."

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"We all have a friend who never has a clue of what's going on"

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"Friendship is so weird, you just pick a human you've met and you’re like, “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them."

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"I'm sexy and YOU know it ??"

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"Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still got a couple hours to sleep."

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"Your taste in music represents what your mood would sound like if you could hear it."

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"He broke her heart. She broke his Xbox. I think we all know who cried harder."

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"Blueberries can help improve your memory."

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"""I swaahh tuhh gaawwd!"" = 75% percent chance I'm lying.""I swaahh tuhh gaawwd!"" = 75% percent chance I'm lying."

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"15 minutes of laughter is literally the same as sleeping for 2 to 3 hours."

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"The acid in a human stomach is strong enough to dissolve several metals including the material used to create a razor blade."

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"Saying ""I'm on my way."" when you're still at home."

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"My son's friends always talk about how they'd love to run a train with me. I'm not sure why they think I know anything about locomotives"

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"Studies show that sex helps you live longer, makes you smarter and prevents depression."