Urban Haiku

Just a person from Muskegon writing haikus about my city.

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Just pulled up at home
But at the end of the road
I see the police
#haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #cops #police #home #needtocheckthescannerpage
#muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Rocks and minerals
There were more than expected
Holland rock expo
#poetry #urbanhaiku #haiku #rocks #minerals #fossils #holland #expo #notmuskegon #michigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

@uniprincess_41 Nah apparently some guy in the Walmart parking lot

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

He's gonna get you
Chasing you inside and out
Walmart parking lot
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #walmart #henrystreet #whydoilivehere #chase #kidnap #parkinglot #grabbingpeople #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Large rusty circle
I guess it's called The Portal
It also lights up
#haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #downtown #theportal #circle #itlightsup #downtownmuskegon #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan #stargate

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

No haiku today. Just a kitten. #nohaiku #nopoetry #heavencanwait #petco #petadoption #artemis #kitten

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Go to the lakes mall
Not for shopping, the malls dead
But cars for cancer
#haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #carshow #camero #carsforcancer #laborday #stilldontknowifgrampswon #thelakesmall #deadmalls #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

I love my players
There is so much nonsense though
Why are they like this
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #dungeonsanddragons #nonsense #dnd #pyramids #fun #ttrpg #dungeonmaster #warrats #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

The sky is orange
Driving to daycare it's black
The weather's spooky
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry
#weather #sky #orange #black #storm #rain #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Why is it so hot
There is no reason for this
It's global warming
#haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #heat #heatadvisory #toohot #globalwarming #climatechange #michigan #muskegon #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Can you move your car
I guess they call that working
Just get a new sign
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #pizza #sign #itneverworks #foreverlunch #wheredidhego #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Dinner with my man
Steak rice spinach it was good
Surprise engagement
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #dinner #datenight #Engagement #imgettingmarried #ilovehim #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

For the big ice cream
North Muskegon go to Norms
Big serving sizes
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #icecream #normsicecream #big #playground #muskegon #northmuskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

On 31 North
Trying to get to daycare
Instead, traffic jam
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #itscoffeetime #lateforwork #cops #copsblockingtheroad #northmuskegon #itstooearlyforthis #traffic #notmoving #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Why are you yelling
There's no need to be this rude
Customer service
#haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #customerservice #optical #optician #peoplearemean #imtryingtohelp #stopyelling #michigan #muskegon #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

@uniprincess_41 We got this lol

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Hot day, sandy shore
We were supposed to meet here
She lost cell service
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #westillhungout #friends #shessocute #beach #lakemichigan #greatlakes #michigan #muskegon #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Damn, it's been a week
Oh wait, it's only Tuesday
Can we start over
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #whenitrainsitpours #longassweek #itsonlytuesday #tuesday #imoverit #canwestartover #michigan #puremichigan #muskegon #watchmuskegongo

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Staring at the sky
Instantly they start to dig
What's in the bucket
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #sky #airplane #driveway #digging #rake #bucket #mystery #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

@deborahatpeace ❤️

[Urban Haiku @UrbanHaiku]

Going for a walk
But there is something missing
He's not wearing pants
#haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #walk #goingforawalk #pants #nopants #pantsless #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo