Urban Slut

I like staring at men's butt cleavages.
Sexually and politically left-liberal feminist | Erotica writer |

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@BDrewNeha Sure

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Hello my lovelies! I'm back with a new sex romp story that I might turn into an erotica novel. 🥰 🍆 🍑 🍆

https://t.co/8EgdrpQvkb

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Think of the moments of your life when you are at your happiest most ecstatic most delighted. Are you

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And the reason is simple. Men rule the world. So their insecurities about dick size, muscularity, or height have to be handled very carefully or they get upset and invade places or conduct holocausts or make pandemics worse. Even though it's simple evolution. We lie to them.

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"Size doesn't matter" is one of those comforting lies we have to tell because we live in a patriarchal world. Anyone who says size doesn't matter is either politely lying or hasn't had enough sex yet. Size absolutely matters. Why shouldn't it? It's simple evolution!

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Men have created entire mainstream industries around how boob size and butt size matters. From transplants and surgery to sir mixalot and Kardashians. But the big dick concept is relegated only to porn. And any mainstream discourse is always "size doesn't matter".

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@CChristineFair No. One.

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My first horny covid hook-up was actually NOT a delivery guy! It was this random dude hitting on me when I was jogging. He looked hot. I took him home. This was before the vaccines. We took a risk. Neither of us got sick. And he was hung and could use it.

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This pandemic motivates me to fuck even more dudes than before, which was already a lot. I think 2021 has actually made me an urban slut. I haven't had as many hookups in a decade!
Who else finds their sexual boundaries radically altered by the virus?

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Back after another hiatus. It's been too hard a year or two. Not in a good way. I just want to stay in bed everyday.

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@AnantikaMehra 26

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Is there a more unwelcome sound than "yo ever heard of jerkmate" when you've forgotten to mute your phone? :/

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The funniest part about being a female erotica account with a left-liberal ideology is the daily DM that is some variation of - hey you write hot, look hot, you so hot, I want to fuck, but by the way, why do you bad things about Modiji?

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Happens so much these days that I'll hear after years from a dude who was a good lay back in the day saying "hi, girl, wanna catch up". And I want to. But their facebook or Twitter shows they are nazis.

Nothing dehydrates a vagina like Modi.

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I'm usually not someone who regrets life decisions but I am regretting sleeping with so many Indian men who ended up being closet nazis. :(

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Exactly. Because we have been tasked with coddling the male ego.

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@UrbanSlutt I have never seen any man sell this, I have seen so many women sell the notion that size doesn't matter.

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The biggest lie men have sold you is that "size doesn't matter". A more honest take as a woman is, "size isn't necessary for basic pleasure, but for that extra satisfaction, yup, size matters."

Why can guys glamorize big tits and butts but we can't honestly appreciate dick size?

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I mean without the extra T in this twitter id. Link is in bio.

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Covid has hit my income stream significantly. I was wondering if I wrote a new 25K word erotic novel and self-published on Amazon, would you pay $5/₹350 for it?

You can check out my body of work till now at Literotica as Urbanslut (without the T).

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