UrbanCaveman

That’s a Bold Strategy Cotton.

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@_DanielRz_ @atxhobogrl 100% agree on this. Slow horses is great, Silo too. Apple TV series are very under rated.

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@SportsMT That brewers barista staffer gotta be sweatin buckets right now

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@ApolloDez1 Brewers barista gotta be sweatin bullets to see this noti come through.

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@thatgirlmyra_ His comments about the car being suited for kimi and not him. Like GTFO and just have one inkling of accountability. Don’t think I’ve ever seen him own up to anything. Always someone else’s fault.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft,

How can I authenticate my authenticator app if it has to be reinstalled and I can't access my Outlook app to authenticate it because it has to be authenticated on my authenticator app that I can't authenticate?

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever.

The deal, which includes a rare no-trade clause, was done by @AgentNicoleLynn of @KlutchSports.

[UrbanCaveman @Urban_Cave_Man]

@JJWatt Dungeon crawler Carl

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

🚨 Launch of the Artemis II rocket seen from a passing commercial plane

(via @radddd44)

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@AmandaMAtwell Saw someone on here complaining about waiting in the 5 hour line just to fly to Dallas from Houston yesterday. The irony.

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@ApolloDez1 Just replace the all star game with this classic as a single elimination tourney. And make the break a week.

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Bobby Witt is just ridiculous

[Chalkboard @ChalkboardHQ]

The doctor that failed Maxx Crosby’s physical:

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@SeanTPendergast That power station gonna feast on Evans knee

[Tino @TinoCLeclerc]

Fernando Alonso corriendo en Australia 2026

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

He's being dramatic.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis

while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it’s an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭

[UrbanCaveman @Urban_Cave_Man]

Charlie Puth killed that national anthem tho. I’d listen to that version every time.