Eloise Gates

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Evolution

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Sometimes I can't even jerk off to her.

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Well...

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At least some of us have a friend like this.

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HE COULD BE A GOOD SMOKER IF THERE'S A ONE PIECE LIVE

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Chuck norris is so overated.

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Me and my dad tried a faceswap... I kinda happened to be Nicolas Cage

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Handwriting!

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Rawww bass

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Maybe that trick is a bit TOO helpful...

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The story of my life with sports

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Saw this on Craigslist...

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Not sure if I should spit on him...

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When you get your beer just right

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Not so lonely at the top!

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As cute as they are, this is really annoying.

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Sorry if this reminds you of your small deck (typo intended)

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My cat gave me a suprise this morning.

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The little joys of life

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Bad time..