Uri Friedmann

Unorthodox Jew

[Uri Friedmann @UriFriedmann]

Gogue——>truist

L’chaime bravos

[Uri Friedmann @UriFriedmann]

Where da chicks?

[Uri Friedmann @UriFriedmann]

Rode the Schwinn to work today because of the insane gas prices. L’chaim.

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Just accidentally spit a loogie into my own pocket. Time for bed. Hail Harris!

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Just ate three bites of a bojangler and can no longer see out of my left eye. What have you done to me @Bojangles

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Currently using cruise control for the first time. Absolutely game changing.

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Haven’t pooped since Friday. #handsomeandconcerned

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Calling all doctors that are following me. Why does my piss smell like salt and vinegar lays?

[Uri Friedmann @UriFriedmann]

@GamecockBasebll Tear down founders park and put a giant half pipe in its place. I’d rather watch a bunch of goth skater girls do kick flips than go through another season like this.

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Gaslight on and have to take a knish. I’m doomed.

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Almost just rage quitted life because the batteries in my remote were dead #abouttojerk

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What are the single ladies of Columbia doing tomorrow night?

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Threw up at the bar last night and proceeded to sleep criss cross applesauce. Uri is embarrassed.

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Had my best rizz session in years but closed it out with a bar Ralph. #toojacked

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Uri needs a beer

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

Final | Clemson 21, Louisville 33

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Just dominated a calzone. Feel like 2018 Brad Keselowski at brickyard

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I’m not eating box until there’s a ceasefire in Gaza

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@RenceSpatt I’m racked listening to ole buddy talk about how his ex girlfriend hates him. Two completely different vibes.

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Racked.