Zoraida Uribe

Howdy you found my twitter

[echo n. @echoatx]

today my dorm had a funeral for a fish. longhorns are a different breed.

[racey ♡ @BartonRacey]

If you’re from Oklahoma retweet this, IM tryna see sum

[mak @MAKAYLAHXO]

i’m so glad 13 year old me made a normal snapchat username

[relatable @byreIatable]

If the girl with 13 different colored pens and ultra organized planner says she’s gonna fail a test, odds are you’re gonna fail hard

[JARED @eatjaredtweets]

homies if you see dis, i love you

[Genius @Genius]

10 years ago today, the world lost the king of pop #10YearsWithoutMichaelJackson
https://t.co/vjUFtWhA6j

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Normal life: I’ve been wearing the same shirt for a week

Packing for vacation: I’ll probably change 4x a day so 28 outfits should work

[cass @cassidi_hale]

If my future husband doesn’t let my best friend know so we can do this shit before he proposes you’re doing it wrong

[Ernesto @ErnieP35]

When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.