Uriel 😴

Just a kid with a big opinion 😴 car enthusiast 🤙 350z and 3000gt owner.

[Uriel 😴 @Urielv_1]

Dutch bros > Starbucks. Don't @ me

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

boomers paid 25 cents for this and just think you should work harder

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Team USA with the WBC on the line:

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

I know that house smell like skunk and pasta

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

Probably because normal people with functioning brains don’t blame every single Muslim for 9/11 the same way I wouldn’t blame my German mate for WW2 you stupid bastard.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

I’d rather see them compete in a spelling bee

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Type of video your 34 year old coworker shows you at your pizza delivery job at 16 years old

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

His father did not wrestle crocodiles, wrangle cobras, and box kangaroos for you to call Robert Irwin some random white boy.

[Q @RaidersAQ]

These jerseys were top notch quality, before @Fanatics ruined them.

[Lu Lu💕 @LucciVee]

I think weed smokers sometimes don’t realize just how strong the smell is and how it stinks really bad to non-weed smokers the same way cigarettes smell to weed smokers it’s really about being considerate while you’re in a public setting

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

I don't know about you, but I miss seeing Super Bowl commercials for the first time during the Super Bowl. Seeing them before the Super Bowl lessens the impact.

[Salty Buccaneer🧂🏴‍☠️🟥🟧⬜️ @SaltyBuc91]

*Super Bowl LX will officially not feature the Chiefs or Eagles in it*

NFL Twitter:

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants it⁉️

RP for your chance to win this signed @JoeyPorterJr jersey!

[Herd Bros @TheHerdBros]

Texas Tech barely broke 200 total yards against Oregon today. 23-0.

JMU had 228 total yards in the 1st half (509 total) AT Oregon. 51-34.

Yet a nationwide smear campaign against JMU and the entire G5 ensued the following week.

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

“Waste of a spot” vs “worthy conference champion”

Hmmmm

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Mfs drink codeine and smoke 200 blunts daily but draw the line at a Spicy Chicken Sandwich

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

Genuinely how this Steelers game had all of us the last 30 seconds

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

• TJ Watt may be out on Monday due to a mysterious lung injury

• Tua on an unusual win streak

• Tomlin primetime game