UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops.

For Uche.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise
- Next to no attendance at many games
- Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots
- Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana)
- National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL
- Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played
- League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season
- AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul
- Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs

Good god.

[Spring Football Zone @SpringFBZone]

BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued.
#AFL

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@MarvinYNWA It was a seven-yard checkdown. In no world should that have gone for six.

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The worst people you know are going to declare Shedeur Sanders as a franchise QB after this.

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@ColtsPacers1995 I wanted to laugh more.

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Fuck you, Indy.

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See? The Chargers ARE capable of feel-good moments this year!

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Time for Andy to have that retirement cheeseburger.

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

Chiefs HC Andy Reid on the QB sneak w/ Justin Fields: "You guys asked for it. We gave it to you. It didn't work. How do you feel? ... Those are hard to practice. We've got to make sure we get the snap down..."

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@LeHouseofRoyce They ran a play before the challenge was issued. That's the problem.

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@StardustRedding @TheCornerThrees I blame Jerramy Stevens for that loss more.

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The fact that the Panthers essentially got Bottlegate'd is going to get swept under the rug very, very quickly by the NFL.

[Lucas @lucasaofficial_]

The NFL essentially gifted the Broncos this win and reinvigorated them. Ridiculous product from the NFL. If you’re gonna rig games at least make it less obvious.

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@TheCornerThrees Everything I don't like is engagement bait. Lmao.

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@darealconman He'll be a success, mostly due to the return he got in that trade and the contract he earned.

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Two first round picks traded for this...

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@TheCornerThrees They won because of blatant refball, my man.

Cassius Marsh?

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Idc if they won. Still fire Mickey Loomis.

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The Saints allowed Shedeur to complete two deep balls. That alone should get Mickey Loomis fired.

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@TheCornerThrees Bears/Steelers '21. That is all.

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ALL HAIL CRAB BUCKET DIVISION!

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@sMAN2412 Browns fans.

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@AdamQuraishi1 Weird, I just edited the tweet.

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The Washington Commanders have, in the same year, ran a shovel pass for a game-deciding two-point conversion, ran out the clock during the final moments of overtime, and ran a hook-and-lateral for a game-deciding final play. Two of the three against division rivals.

If people still have jobs after this, there's no justice in this world.

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@WildBill852 Getting your legs blown off is better than that.

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@LeifOpstad46600 I'm thinking of the Giants. Oops.