UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops.

For Uche.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise
- Next to no attendance at many games
- Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots
- Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana)
- National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL
- Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played
- League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season
- AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul
- Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs

Good god.

[Spring Football Zone @SpringFBZone]

BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued.
#AFL

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 VANDERBILT WALK-OFF FUMBLE RECOVERY IN THE END ZONE

NC STATE FUMBLED WHILE RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK 😳

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Spartan69578182 @stayinthepocket That's for the OnlyFans, sir

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

They lifted the copyright block. Huh...

I honestly don't know what to say.

My sincere apologies for everything that's happened this week. I only hope it never happens again.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@stayinthepocket No I do. I think I blinded a few people in the process.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@riley4sjr It's already up.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Smaug55 I hope so too, man...

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Airgenium That's what it seems to be. Must've been set on block instead of ad revenue claim.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Augsburg_Barber @BrandonPerna It all makes perfect sense now.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Brilliant promotion! You get eyeballs on your product AND you don't have to give away anything!

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

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[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Falcons QB Cooper Rush is taking the first-team reps now and is expected to start Week 2, sources say. No surprise, with Michael Penix Jr not quite ready.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Clud6__ Wow, he did it in garbage time. Well done.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

I also can run a 4.3 forty and have a 50 inch vert.

[The Dawgs - A Cleveland Browns Podcast @thedawgspodcast]

Deshaun Watson genuinely believes he played a good game against the Jaguars 🤯

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@NewDeal2028 The video's offline? Best one yet!

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@MikeMillerMPH You're desperate. Price upped to a first now.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Glad to see Detroit's secondary is still eighteen shades of ass.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@CrazyDegenerate It is also hurt to hell like the secondary is.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Magalor08 Not even a good one, either. Just some guys from then.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Some are calling it one of the field goal attempts of all time.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Can they simply clone Aidan Hutchinson about twenty times?

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@hockeypsych_ @NFL I had the same thing happen with NHL content back in the summer for a few playoff vids. They eventually lifted the blocks, but still.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@cityzenwhite Actually an improvement

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I tried everything I could to get this out tonight, but couldn't get it done. I'm sorry, guys. I think I have a solution that gets through, but I'm worried it'll be borderline unwatchable.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

It might be a bit before Sportsball gets out. Stay tuned...